“Why the hell do we have to have a key for the bathroom? That’s some bull-shit!! Like, that’s SO ridiculous that you have to, like…. …get a fuckin’ key… …then go piss… …then like, have to go give the fuckin’ key back. I mean, I don’t know….that’s stupid!!” -An Unhappy Starbucks Male Customer [...]
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Modern PAJAMA Family Photo Shoot.
By Jane on January 26, 2011
I’m finally at my friend’s house after running out of gas and being rescued, and ready to do the photo shoot for her family. When I do family shoots, I like to create a “mini-event” that fits the personality of the family where I’m just there to document all the fun, snapping away. I’m not [...]
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By Jane on December 1, 2009
Apparently, anyone can call a salad a “Greek” salad these days simply by adding some crumbled feta cheese on top and some olives. FETA CHEESE + LETTUCE + OLIVES = GREEK SALAD What’s really weird when you order a GREEK salad and then the guy behind the counter says… “Would you like Ranch or Italian [...]
Category: Random Stuff
My Horrendous Habit: Picking at my Feet
By Jane on September 28, 2009
Ok, here goes…I’ve been debating whether or not I should talk about this truly disgusting and embarrassing personal habit of mine…FEET PICKING. I know, gross ey??? This is dfficult to admit and publicize but I didn’t want my blog to be only about beautiful and happy things. I’m hoping this blog will help shed [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
Tryin on clothes at Kohls, boobie cleavage, and blockage in customer service.
By Jane on June 7, 2010
Lucy Lu, my dear sister is in town to visit. Good thing because I was all depressed about J Lo, Will and Carlton leaving us. Of course, I’ll be sad again when Lucy leaves but whatever, can’t think about that now. So, we go to Kohl’s because I need to return some swimming goggles that I [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
Thelma and Louise: Bjork Doo and Bubbles
By Jane on November 28, 2009
Thelma and Louise are girly girls and love to play with their hair. They found these curlers and had me put them on. I love the Bjork look girls. Not sure why but Louise was keeping her eyes shut on purpose while I was taking pictures. DONNING THE BJORK
Category: Smashin' Fashion, Thelma & Louise
Damn those word confirmations that verify if you’re human!
By Jane on August 13, 2010
I just love how these days you have to type in word confirmations where you have to use Million-Dollar Man type vision to try to decipher MORPHED ILLEGIBLE WORDS so the system can identify that you are indeed HUMAN and not some computer who is generating a bunch of automatic posts or whatever it is [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
Ludacris’ “My Chick Bad” is ridiculously STUPID!
By Jane on April 17, 2010
I was riding in my car the other day, listening to the radio and Luda’s song “My Chick Bad” came on. And while I SOMEWHAT like his other latest hit “How Low”, “My Chick Bad” is the MOST RIDICULOUSLY STUPID SONG! It ranks right up there with “Bed Rock” – “I, I, I can make [...]
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
By Jane on May 10, 2010
It seems I’m really into pink these days. I do have to admit, I LOVE pink.
Category: Random Stuff
Pets: Kids just want to care for something of their own.
By Jane on September 29, 2009
For some reason, kids just have this inherent need to have pets. They just want to take care of something and call it their own. Like most kids, my kids wanted to be the parents of their own puppy. Fanny Mae had bought an adorable little Pekingnese for herself, so when my mom brought the [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
By Jane on February 13, 2012
I’ve been on a cleaning frenzy! And I’m not talking about straightening up just so that it looks good on the surface…I’m talking total overhaul, reducing major inventory (possibly a garage sale) and throwing away alot of STUFF. Some of it really nice stuff that I will sell and some that just needs to go [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Annoyed by a Kiosk Vendor who oils, combs and straightens my hair.
By Jane on March 7, 2011
So, we’re doing our best to make it to the Orchid Show and not be distracted by all the shops and plethora of THINGS. (Yes, I said plethora…what of it?) Then, one of those Kiosk Vendors who has the hair products/wigs/hair appliances gives me a “free sample“…a moisturizer to make your hair shiny. I take [...]
Category: Ranting Jane
Honey, I wanna be a desperate housewife!
By Jane on January 14, 2012
I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything. I’m a blogging LOSER these days and APOLOGIES! I can’t seem to find the time or energy to blog these days. (That being said, I’m so appreciative that our loyal Jane and Dick fans still visit our site daily and even read our old stories!) With [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Thelma cleans the bathroom. No, this is not another Cinderella Story.
By Jane on January 18, 2010
My lovely Thelma thought she would help her Mommy out and clean the bathroom. No, I did not force her…She totally did this out of her own will and the goodness of her sweet little heart. Actually, I wasn’t supposed to see any of this. Thelma wanted to surprise me. Thelma is wearing a vintage dress from [...]
Category: Faves, Smashin' Fashion, Thelma & Louise
Pretty Boy Swag…is pretty, pretty, stupid.
By Jane on July 26, 2010
Ok, so here’s another example of a MOST RIDICULOUS song. Seriously, really? Dis…right here…is…really really STUPID. GET OUT DA WAY…for a better song. -Jane, Non-Fan of Pretty Boy Swag.
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
Procrastinator turned Multitasker. Carpe Diem!
By Jane on November 10, 2009
The other day I was swamped with work to do because I had procrastinated for far too long on things that must be done. Procrastination was now biting me in the ass because I was missing out on one of the most beautiful days of Fall being that it was warm, sunny and mid-60s. While [...]
Category: Starbucks, Thru My Lens
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