“Why the hell do we have to have a key for the bathroom? That’s some bull-shit!! Like, that’s SO ridiculous that you have to, like…. …get a fuckin’ key… …then go piss… …then like, have to go give the fuckin’ key back. I mean, I don’t know….that’s stupid!!” -An Unhappy Starbucks Male Customer [...]
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Your official SNEAK PEAK at our new Art Lounge in Gotham City.
By Jane on April 21, 2011
We haven’t officially opened our doors yet but we have been working long and hard on yet another business venture. Aside from our rental properties, we also have a couple of commercial spaces uptown. In fact, they are right around the corner and in the same building as our Studio Condo. This was strategic planning [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Warning: Meditation with Kids can induce more stress.
By Jane on September 1, 2010
It had a been a rough day…I was mentally and physically drained. So, I decided to take some time out to meditate, as Dick often tells me I should. Just before we were getting ready to go to soccer practice, I tell the girls (who are all dressed in their soccer gear…cleats and all)…let’s MEDITATE! [...]
Category: Jane Rant
By Jane on August 27, 2010
Every once in a while, I like to go to the auction to check out the cars. Dick usually does it but I like to see what’s there and test drive them. I thought that Eminem, being a young man, would enjoy seeing all the different cars. He did. AUDI When we check out cars, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Homeschooling Field Trip: Part 1 – Parrot Mountain
By Jane on September 27, 2009
I’m taking Thelma and Louise on a field trip with their homeschool co-op. Where are we going today? We’re headed to Parrot Mountain and Wonderworks. Because our co-op scheduled a group tour, we were able to get a discount at Parrot Mountain for only $5 per child, one parent is free. Also, [...]
Category: Homeschooling, Thelma & Louise
Craigslist goes politically correct OVERBOARD.
By Jane on August 13, 2010
I was posting an ad on Craiglist for one of our properties that is rented by the room. There’s already one guy living in the house and so I put ” Currently, there is one male who occupies the master bedroom.”. Imagine my surprise when I get the following ERROR message: I can’t use the [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Silly Bandz: The new friendship bracelet? Let’s go back to the old days.
By Jane on October 14, 2010
When I was in middle school, making friendship bracelets were all the rage and I was the queen of making string bracelets. No really. I was. I would spend hours upon hours knotting these colorful bracelets, all the while trying to come up with new patterns and styles to impress the kids at school. I [...]
Category: Artsy Fartsy
Co-sleeping: People do it but just don’t talk about it. Dangerous or natural?
By Jane on February 7, 2012
All of my babies co-sleep/co-slept with me. For some reason this is considered taboo but actually, people are in the closet on this subject and just don’t talk about it. However, I was pleasantly surprised to find that some of my friends do co-sleep with their kids. I’m not a sleep expert nor am I a doctor [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on November 14, 2011
So while I was hanging with my girl having coffee, her “man friend” calls. “Man friend” was asking her what she was doing. Confuscia says…(matter-of-factly) “We hangin’ out here at the Starbucks lookin’ like a million bucks.” LOL. -Jane, Friend to Confuscia.
Category: Random Stuff
Huge fluffy snowflakes hit Metropolis!
By Jane on January 6, 2011
Out of nowhere and unexpectedly, Metropolis was hit with a HUGE, FLUFFY snow. The girls were so excited since we missed the big snow last year. Snowflakes the size of half-dollar coins were falling down on us like drops from Heaven. Not a great picture but this is the view when you look up. It [...]
Category: Family
FO REALZ BALLS OF FURY. PING PONG THROW DOWN.
By Jane on April 13, 2010
The other night, I beat Dick in ping pong. Quite a victory for me considering, against Dick, I don’t win often. Yes, it irks me to admit it. HOWEVER, I can feel I’m getting better. So, during dinner, I challenged Dick to another game…so I could see if last night was just a lucky game, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
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I sacrifice sleep to make the house ready for a showing while Dick gets his beauty rest.
By Jane on June 16, 2010
TIME TO PAINT After I shop for all the paint and stuff I need and we’ve eaten dinner, it’s now time to get to work. We have a showing the next day around 5pm. I know how much work there is to be done. We gotta BUST ASS if we’re going to get most of [...]
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By Jane on February 16, 2011
I detest mopping. Really hate it. I hate that dirty wet mop head that you have to constantly clean because it makes your water so dirty. What’s the point in mopping if you’re going to use dirty water? So, I don’t mop often. I may sweep daily but mopping happens once in a blue moon, [...]
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We’ve made up. Now for some Jacuzzi fun.
By Jane on June 18, 2010
Now that we’ve made amends, it’s back to Fun with Jane and Dick. Since Dick did finally cleaned the jacuzzi, We leave it cold so we can enjoy it given the crazy 90+F, sunny, hot and humid weather. This lighting is quite flattering. LOL. Trust me, there are stretch marks and flabbiness. You know I’m [...]
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The Motor City, the border, kilometers versus miles…and finally, Toronto.
By Jane on July 7, 2010
We’re in the Motor City! Home of the Pistons! And my old place of employment, where I lived some 9 or 10 years ago, working for Ford Motor Company. This is a picture of one of Ford’s plants but I didn’t work here. I worked in the offices close to headquarters. After traveling around for a [...]
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By Jane on February 23, 2010
While at the park, Thelma found a great piece of wood and brought it home. She saw the potential in this decorative piece.
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A Hike Thru Runyon Canyon in Flip Flops
By Jane on December 20, 2009
Lucy doesn’t live too far from Runyon Canyon. It’s a fantastic place to go hiking to see some spectacular views of LA. It’s also a popular spot for celebrities to go walk their dogs and stay fit. We get started and walk up this hill. Come to find out, that’s not the starting point.
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
The Paparazzi are hanging out at the Ken Pave Salon waiting for Jessica Simpson .
By Jane on January 8, 2010
We had just gotten back to Lucy’s house and there’s a huge crowd of paparazzi outside of Ken Pave’s Salon. I’m wondering who they’re waiting for but given that it’s Ken Pave, I’m assuming it’s either Eva Longoria or Jessica Simpson.
Category: Lucy Lu, Thelma & Louise
My painted face: Jane’s simple, unchanging and much-needed make-up style.
By Jane on September 14, 2011
I used to be the kind of person that would just be MORTIFIED if anyone saw me without make-up but over the years, I’ve become more comfortable with myself and I realized that people really just don’t give a shit. They may think in their head, “Da-ang, girlfriend look like ass without her make-up on.” [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on October 15, 2010
There’s a viral post going around on Facebook with accompanying photo below about a baby mouse who chewed through a box of Viagra at a pharmacy. Not sure if this is for real or not but it’s nonetheless pretty funny! Have a MOST EXCITING weekend my friends. Hopefully just as excited as this mouse. -Jane, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Cute vomit? Thelma and Louise don’t agree.
By Jane on July 15, 2011
My little helpers are getting the full Mommy experience. They freak out every time he throws up on them. Both have had their fair share except Thelma seems to have been more prone to it. “Ewwww! He threw up on me!!” I’m like, this is nothing! It’s a little bit of sour milk. It’s nothing [...]
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