Fun with Jane & Dick

Thelma and Louise got the coveted Baby Whoopsie Doo that eats and then pees or poos by their dear auntie Lucy Lu. They are super-thrilled since they’ve been asking for these urinating and eliminating dolls for some time now.

Dick and I take the girls to go walking behind our house to where all the shops are and to enjoy all this snow. To get there, we always take that hill that is right next to our house. You’ve seen this hill many times before… It’s the one we ride our bikes down and [...]

Having a baby makes me super lazy to run into the store. It’s never a quick in and out. So, when the girls needed a couple of items for their homeschool co-op cooking class, I sent them in with some money and told them to get what they needed while Benz and I chill in [...]

Although my tenant did a pretty good job cleaning, there are some things that tenants always miss. AIR FILTERS We always remind our tenants to change the filters in the house, and they could give two shits less what the air filter does. It never gets replaced. I don’t know why Dick has me even [...]

My sweet thang, Thelma, fell asleep on the couch the other day. She’s all sorts of lovely. So peaceful. LOVE LOVE LOVE this monkey. -Jane, Mother of Thelma.