June Cleaver and I became good friends when Thelma was in public school for Kindergarten. One of the few good things that came out of that. June and I connected right away being that June is also an exceptional artist, she’s groovy, down-to-earth and unpretentious…she’s not your typical “Mommy” and isn’t phased by some of [...]
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Jane: Anal Corn on the Cob Eater.
By Jane on June 6, 2011
You may remember me mentioning my two loves and must haves to survive in the summer…watermelon and corn on the cob. I LOVE LOVE LOVE corn on the cob and could easily eat like 4-5 (or possibly more) in a day! Now corn is one of those things I do NOT like to share with [...]
Jane’s Maternity Wear: Purple Preggar.
By Jane on April 15, 2011
The same day that I had my Trashy Preggar Shoot and the Glamour Preggar Shoot, I also put on this purple (non-maternity) dress that Lucy gave me…or is this a loaner too? Lucy always conveniently forgets that she gives me things because she no longer wants or wears them. Then, after seeing them on me, [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Jane and Dick go shopping at our local Asian Grocery Store
By Jane on March 1, 2010
Our city of Metropolis does not have large Chinatowns or Asian grocery markets like the bigger cities but it’s enough for us. Dick and I recently went to get some fish. If you want a good variety of fresh fish and at great prices, I would find out where your local Asian grocery store is. [...]
Category: Food
Paint da fence. Up, down, up, down.
By Jane on April 30, 2010
Turbo-pressure washing my porch the other day made it look great, however, it knocked off a little more paint than I wanted off the railing. I haven’t painted it in a few years and it’s been worn by the weather. I like the DISTRESSED look but I also don’t want my railing to rot. So, [...]
Category: Do It Yourself
Like brother, like sister. Watermelon improperness…some things never change.
By Jane on September 8, 2011
Looks like someone STILL has not read my post on how to PROPERLY cut a watermelon. Some things never change. For sure, this is not the method. Seriously! Time for damage control. I had to take the knife away from my dear sister-in-law before butchered this watermelon any further. Improper watermelon cutting and eating run [...]
Category: Random Stuff
The family goes to see Avatar. It does not disappoint!!
By Jane on March 3, 2010
I have been wanting to see Avatar long before it came out but haven’t been able to go see it until now. Of course, by now, it’s raked in a record $2.5 Billion worldwide and James Cameron will continue to rake in bazillions of dollars until long after he’s gone. I really didn’t know what [...]
Category: Movie Reviews
Surprise visit on my birthday.
By Jane on April 10, 2011
I’m 36 this year. Not a major milestone. And, with me being pregnant this year, no dress-up party like last year. Remember mine and June’s joint birthday bash… Pimps N’ Ho’s? I just wasn’t feelin’ it this year and just wanted to chill with my family. My birthday started out with Dick and the girls making [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane and Dick attend an early Halloween Party.
By Jane on October 25, 2010
Dick and I got invited to a Halloween party over the weekend and of course, wouldn’t miss an oportunity to dress up. Lucy had spotted a cute school girl costume in a store front window in LA and thought I would love it so she bought it for me and gave it to me when [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on August 26, 2010
Warning visitors! If you come stay at my house, I may put you to work. I’m not opposed to child labor. LOL Anyway, Taylor loves helping. She really does! Em, on the other hand, is a bonafide ADULT. Plus, I’m right alongside them…cooking with Taylor, mowing the grass. They’re just ASSISTING! Yes, a little bit [...]
Category: Random Stuff
For your Manic Monday. The Bangles!!!
By Jane on October 18, 2009
I was singing in the car the other day, showing off my vocal chords to my girls, singing “Just another Manic Monday” by the super-hot all girl band The Bangles. These girls were one of my favorite bands of the 80s. I then decide to look up the video on You Tube for the Thelma [...]
Category: Random Stuff
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By Jane on December 9, 2009
I forgot that I had taken these pictures of our first snow as well.
Category: Thelma & Louise
One of the easiest, fastest, and healthiest meals: Archer Farms Pizza & Salad. Thanks Target!
By Jane on April 17, 2010
Whenever I’m too busy (or tired or lazy or don’t feel like wanting) to cook, one of the easiest, fastest, healthiest, and yummiest meals for the family is PIZZA and SALAD. Our family’s FAVORITE is Target’s Archer Farms Brand BASIL PESTO Pizza!! It’s ORGANIC and comes on a WHEAT CRUST!
Category: Food
By Jane on June 9, 2010
Back in January, we married off my sister’s dog Oscar with my mom’s dog, Yuki. (Click HERE for the story.) The intent was so that they could legitimately have babies (even though Dick & I didn’t take this route at first). Lucy reminded me the other day that she was unsure this would actually happen [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Dick threatens to buy me orthopedic shoes.
By Jane on May 4, 2010
Recently, I’m hobbing around like a GIMP because I pick my foot so much that I can’t walk on it because it’s has open cuts from me pulling off my skin to ease the itching of the new skin that has grown back oh, probably hundreds of times. EXTREMELY PAINFUL! Instead, you’ll see me limping [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Birthday party takes a disappointing turn as storm hits Gotham City.
By Jane on April 20, 2011
We get to Gotham City and surprise Thelma and Louise’s friends, who did not know that we were coming. They were quite ecstatic to all be reunited together. They had so much fun chasing each other around. THE BIRTHDAY GIRLS THE PARTY The birthday party was held at this huge SPORTSPLEX that had everything for [...]
Category: Random Stuff
No, it’s not one of Michael Jackson’s kids. It’s Thelma in a mask.
By Jane on November 4, 2009
This is a mask Lucy Lu gave me to wear for my Goth birthday party. Thelma is going to be using it for her costume for her skating competition coming up. She liked it so much she decided she was going to wear it out while we’re running errands.
Category: Random Stuff
How NOT to hit on a pregnant woman…
By Jane on March 9, 2011
I’m minding my own business and am totally enthralled with the massive amounts of different orchids. My mom had finished looking at the orchids before me (since I was busy taking pictures) and had taken the girls to go ride on a choo-choo train that goes around the mall (Some new gimmick to get more [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Dick is in love…with an Antique 1968 Mercedes 250s.
By Jane on December 1, 2010
Dick spots the car of his dreams while we were driving around. It was a beautiful antique 1968 Mercedes 250S. This car is in MINT condition and has only 36,000 miles on it. Unbelieveable! Look at the old school knob to adjust the seat. I’m not sure what the leather looks like underneath the fuzzy blue [...]
Category: Cars
I have been DUPED!! So this is what crack is like.
By Jane on December 3, 2009
I recently ran out of my favorite mushroom seasoning that is an MSG substitute. Although MSG makes everything takes SUPER yummy, it’s been linked to cause cancer and is not good for you. I love this mushroom seasoning and put it in almost everything.
Category: Jane Rant
This Dude has some balls asking me to GIVE him a car. A Jag nonetheless.
By Jane on March 15, 2010
So, I get one of the most CRAZIEST emails from someone interested in buying a Jaguar S-Type that we’re selling LA. Hello, My Name is is Michael , I am a part-time college student and security officer. I have been struggling to get a car no matter what dealership i go to can’t get approved [...]
Category: Jane Rant





