If you have seen Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, then you know this song. It’s got a fantastic beat and it’s HIGHlarious. When I listen to music, most of the time I’m paying attention to the beats. So… WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! It contains adult material so if you are easily offended, do NOT [...]
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Big boobs aren’t all that. I’m loving my new mosquito bites.
By Jane on October 2, 2009
There are some benefits to having had that dreadful SWINE FLU. It’s the all-new Swine Flu Diet! Great results! Surprised that I’ve lost about 5 pounds in the last week, I’ve hit an all time low of 113! This is pretty insane for me since I haven’t been this small since I was like 12. Now, [...]
Category: Just Jane, Random Stuff
Cousin Taylor Swift’s graduation…from Middle School???
By Jane on July 22, 2010
Since my cousin Taylor Swift’s graduation from Middle School (or Junior High, depending on where you live) is happening while we’re in town, we all go to support our dear cousin. MIA, Thelma and Louise. My uncle’s wife and daughter, Ke$ha. Taylor’s Mom and oldest son, Young Jeezy. Taylor’s Dad (my uncle, Diddy), Eminem, Rhianna, [...]
Category: Family
Kwik Kwote: Chick-fil-A on a Sunday
By Jane on October 4, 2009
I’m sitting outside…guess where…yes, Starbucks. I see two male teenagers sitting in their car, ready to leave to get to their next destination. Teenboy 1 to teenboy 2: “Dude, do you mind going thru the drive-thru of Chick-fil-a for a sec?… …Oh fuck! It’s Sunday, dude. They’re closed.” Now, how many of you have said [...]
Category: Kwik Kwotes, Random Stuff
By Jane on February 9, 2010
As I may have mentioned, one of the great benefits of homeschooling is that you can take it on the road. This is one of the main reasons why we homeschool.
Category: Homeschooling
Kwik Kwote: Boys and Their Tails…
By Jane on September 30, 2009
“I know why it hurts more for boys…because they have tails that’s why.” -Louise ??? Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding! (Tails=Penises, Get it???)
Category: Kwik Kwotes, Thelma & Louise
Trader Joe’s Italian Dinner in 30 minutes. Tapenade Pasta, Sardines, and Salad.
By Jane on February 19, 2010
Since Dick and I were arguing about making the bed, there was no time to make dinner. So, I just threw some pasta together…you can get all the exact ingredients (for the major stuff) in this recipe at TRADER JOE’S. We discovered this great tapenade pasta one day while shopping at Trader Joe’s where they [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess
By Jane on June 4, 2010
Besides being able to bike to one of the largest shopping strips around, we also have access to several neighborhoods that all connected and are great for biking. We take ALL the kids biking and luckily, I have enough bikes for us all. Everyone is riding their own bike except for Louise. She doesn’t feel [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Where in the world is Marrakech?
By Jane on October 28, 2009
I have a friend who is working all over the world. I’m so jealous. I miss traveling the world. We worked together at Ford Motor about 10 years ago. Shit! It’s been that long??? This is a picture of us at a Pimps and Ho’s party that my friend had. (Hostess Ho). So Traveling Pimp [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Lucy and Martha want some Christmas pictures. CUTE & CHEESY is the theme.
By Jane on December 17, 2009
Friends and Roommates Lucy Lu and Martha Stewart request that I take some pictures of them so they can send out Christmas cards of their “family”. Their family consists of them and their dogs, both of which are the same breed, Brussels Griffon, only they quite differ in size. Lucy tells me that her and Martha [...]
Category: Faves, Lucy Lu, Random Stuff
FREAKY EYES: Does it ever seem like someone is watching you?
By Jane on October 8, 2010
The girls spotted this tree with an eye on it staring right back at us. Weird and Freaky. That’s not drawn on there, it’s naturally like that. Then, on another day, I see the same tree…but from a different angle this time. And what do I see? TWO EYES staring back at me. Too freaky! [...]
Category: Videos
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Jane: Post Partum Nester and Closet Organizer.
By Jane on June 18, 2011
Since I was just taking things in stride prior to the birth of Benz, I didn’t really get a chance to nest much. Therefore, after he came the clutter in Dick and my closets were annoying the crap out of me. Here’s a glimpse of Dick’s closet. Our house is an older house so we [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Osho on Love: Stop looking for that PERFECT man or woman. They don’t exist!
By Jane on February 9, 2011
I’m reading another Osho book in tandem with my Everyday Osho. It’s called Being in Love. I’m already in love but I still wanted to read this book since I bought it about two years ago and haven’t gotten around to reading it. Plus, it’s not just about loving a mate but being loving in general. [...]
Category: EVERYDAY OSHO
Modern PAJAMA Family Photo Shoot.
By Jane on January 26, 2011
I’m finally at my friend’s house after running out of gas and being rescued, and ready to do the photo shoot for her family. When I do family shoots, I like to create a “mini-event” that fits the personality of the family where I’m just there to document all the fun, snapping away. I’m not [...]
Category: Thru My Lens
Baby Bellas and Basil Vegetarian Spaghetti Recipe.
By Jane on February 3, 2012
I haven’t been doing too many recipe blogs because they usually take me too long but this one was a special request and is real simple and easy. Since Dick has had his Koontitis issues, he’s gone Vegetarian…and actually VEGAN. So, I’m cooking more vegetarian dishes these days. The kids and I still eat meat, [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess
KWICK KWOTE: Let’s Plant Some Flowers and Drink Some Wine
By Jane on April 4, 2010
Besides using the chalkboard paint in the girls room, I also used it on our pantry door…an ugly white eyesore. Originally when I thought to use the chalkboard paint, it was intended for this door. I wanted to be able to write grocery lists, our favorite wines list, maybe even homeschool while I’m cooking, writing [...]
Category: Do It Yourself, Kwik Kwotes
Girl slams boss as she quits her job using a dry erase board. Emails entire office.
By Jane on September 7, 2010
My friend emails me this TOTALLY FABULOUS story about a girl who quits her job using a dry erase board, takes pictures and emails her co-workers in her office, totally slamming her boss. This is right in line with the JET BLUE guy. Enjoy!! Apparently, the girl’s name is Jenny (not confirmed) and she emails [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Introducing…Oscar Meyer Weiner Snitzel!
By Jane on November 27, 2009
My dear sister, Lucy Lu, is here for the holidays and look who’s with her this time! It’s her new baby…OSCAR!
Category: Lucy Lu
Jane’s Maternity Wear: Little black dress and leg warmers.
By Jane on March 4, 2011
So, I’m still trying to make use of my current closet and have been lazy to go out and look for more maternity clothes. On this day, I decided to wear some leggings and my summer sleeveless & black-less black dress, which looks like this… These pictures are from a very crazy (but fun…except not [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy, Just Jane
French Country Chic: Cheese, Crackers, Hummus, Red Wine and Fruit.
By Jane on February 8, 2011
The girls and I go over to my chica June Cleaver’s house the other day to hang out and check out the yummy spread she has ready. How lovely is that?!?!? If you’re having guests over, you can’t go wrong with having some red wine, Boursin cheese and crackers, hummus and bagel chips, grapes, strawberries, [...]
Category: Food
By Jane on November 6, 2009
I love the texture and lighting of these images. Ok, so actually, it’s a PRESSURE COOKER…
Category: Thru My Lens
