Most people I know aren’t comfortable with NUDITY. At least not publicly. So, if you’re not comfortable with nudity, go no further than this sentence. The same disclaimer that I put when I posted the song “My Dick”, this also applies. If you’re easily offended, if you’re around someone easily offended..etc…THEN DON’T GO ANY FURTHER IN [...]
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By Jane on October 5, 2009
Ok, so publicly announcing that I have a feet picking problem has not helped me to pick it any less. I’m REALLY in pain right now, slightly bleeding, and walking around on my tippy toes. YOWZERS!! This is really a problem. Now, how am I going to be a ping-pong champion if I can’t even [...]
Category: Jane Rant
George Costanza was on to something when he made a bed under his desk.
By Jane on November 11, 2009
I am known to be able to fall asleep anywhere, anytime, in a matter of minutes. I have no trouble sleeping on a train, a plane, in a car, on the bus, etc. I’m not narcoleptic as my dear sister would proclaim but I have fallen asleep while talking on the phone before, mid sentence. [...]
Category: Random Stuff
MUST WATCH: Man with no arms plays the piano.
By Jane on August 27, 2010
I saw this header on my Yahoo! page and was intrigued. This young man, who lost his arms in a accident when he was 10, was on China’s version of our America’s Got Talent and showed what TALENT really is. It moved me to tears as well. I REALLY need to stop complaining about my [...]
Category: Random Stuff, Videos
Goodwill Shopping. Among the junk there are some good finds to be had.
By Jane on February 21, 2010
Dick and I happened to be on the other side of town so we decided to pop into a Goodwill there to see what they have since it’s bigger than the one close to us. I give away alot of stuff to Goodwill but I also like to shop there. Some of my most favorite [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
Adults and Crocs. Why oh why?!?!?!
By Jane on August 10, 2010
Ok, so I know that CROCS are quite popular and I can understand children wearing them. I especially like the ones made for winter with the fur inside. So comfy looking. HOWEVAH, what is up with GROWN men wearing these things??!?!?! Now, I have some GROWN MEN friends who wear these as well ( I [...]
Category: Smashin' Fashion
Ymmmmmm, Nestle Tollhouse Mini’s!!
By Jane on May 13, 2011
No, this is not just for me… They’re for me AND baby!! What?? They’re mini’s!! And yes, WE did eat them all. -Jane, Mini Chocolate Chip Cookie Lover.
Category: Food, Random Stuff
You don’t see motorcycle riders like this in my neck of the woods.
By Jane on July 8, 2010
As I’m driving around Toronto, I spot this dude on a motorcyle. He catches my eye because the motorcyle guys around where I live don’t look or dress like this dude. Actually, this look would have totally passed in my neck of the woods if it had not been for the Parasuco bag. Only a METROSEXUAL [...]
Category: Random Stuff
The girls enjoy the fall leaves.
By Jane on October 29, 2010
The girls are superexcited that there are enough leaves on the ground at CHEZ FANNY & FREDDIE (the grandparents) so they can make a HUGE pile and jump in it. Thelma is using some kind of rod to push the leaves together. I guess it’s working okay.
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on March 16, 2011
As I mentioned, Louise has been talking about her birthday for quite some time now. Last year, we were suppposed to have a party for her but she ended up getting sick and we had to cancel. Therefore, this year, I told her she could have the party she wanted, but still keeping it small [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
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Through the eyes of an innocent child.
By Jane on June 2, 2010
We take J Lo and the boys to the pier of one of our favorite parks. It’s sunset and gorgeous. I love the way these pics turned out.
Category: Thru My Lens
Here comes the NEW GEEK SQUAD!
By Jane on April 25, 2010
We’re at BEST BUY and they, too, have gotten in on the CUSTOM BUGGY bandwagon. My kids love these cars and will snag one at every opportunity…even if we just need a couple of things that I can just as easily carry. However, Mommy gets suckered into pushing this heavy thing. I’m just wondering when they [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
By Jane on November 20, 2009
Husbands need help with everything. Dick likes doing “everything” together because I’m super fun and make life exciting for him. We’re headed to Kinkos since Dick has to FedEx a couple of things and we’re stopping along the way before we go to the auction to test drive cars. Of course, Dick needs my help [...]
Category: Dick
In the Mountains: Memorial Weekend Fun.
By Jane on June 8, 2011
You remember every summer we head to the mountains with the family? We have been going every year since I was a kid…that makes for many, many years. I feel very fortunate that we are so close to one of the most visited national parks in the country. People come here to camp, to tube, [...]
Category: Family
The kids are confined in the closet while we clean the townhouse.
By Jane on January 24, 2012
The next morning after we finally arrived in Gotham City, I woke up feeling tons better. I’m still a little tired but I’m finally able to get out of bed! Time to clean!! And although we had planned on staying at the unit that we’re cleaning up, we ended up deciding to stay at our [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on November 14, 2009
Life is extremely busy for us these days. I’m not sure if it’s good or bad but…it is what it is and we’re rolling with the punches. There’s never a dull moment, at least not for me. The girls may disagree but, whatever, kids are always complaining about being bored. Well, today was definitely not [...]
Category: Family
By Jane on August 9, 2010
Yes, I sometimes take pics of ROADKILL. Remember the other skunk and possum? This one is not as graphic. Poor thing looked so cute. Didn’t smell as cute though. Please use Pepe as a reminder that life is not guaranteed and anything can happen in the split of a second. Now go out and live [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Staying cool at the pool. Benz, swimming at two months.
By Jane on August 8, 2011
I don’t know about where you live, but here in the South, the weather is SWELTERING hot. You know how I never leave my bubble and despite a 30-minute minimum drive, we are at the pool quite a bit so that we can cool off. We’re usually busy during the day and it’s so hot [...]
Category: Random Stuff
All I wanna say is, THEY DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT US.
By Jane on January 30, 2010
Michael, you are on my mind… What an amazing talent. The world has lost an incredible soul. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT US This is my current favorite Michael Jackson song. LOVE LOVE LOVE it. On that note… HELP HAITI !!! HELP HAITI !!! HELP HAITI !!! Please do what you can for Haiti and do [...]
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
By Jane on November 9, 2009
You may have noticed I have this mole above my lip. It’s been there since I was a child, only, it wasn’t always so prominent. It’s grown over the years. It used to be flat and now it’s poofy and has some dimension to it. Dick and Lucy Lu continuously make fun of me, telling [...]
Category: Random Stuff






Tiger Woods teacher holds press conference. Another FAME WHORE seeking their 15 minutes.
By Jane on April 3, 2010
Tiger’s former GRADE SCHOOL teacher gave a press conference the other day and is demanding an apology. Woman, you need to get off your high horse and stop trying to cash in on your 15 MINUTES OF FAME! Now I’m not siding on the SERIAL CHEATER’S side but I think it’s ABSOLUTELY LAUGHABLE and RIDICULOUS [...]
Category: Videos