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How to get that messy, wavy hair look. Get yo bed-head on!
By Jane on January 5, 2011
I’m Asian and my hair is naturally straight. However, I love that messy, wavy hair look that gives you that cute, bed-head look that you often see the Celebrities donning. Except, getting that messy looktakes work! Here’s my version of how to get that look. WHAT YOU NEED What you’re going to need is a [...]
Category: Do It Yourself, Faves
My Asian, nearly non-existent eye lashes definitely need mascara!
By Jane on December 15, 2010
I’m Asian and we’re not really known for having long eyelashes. Actually, Asians are lucky if they even have an inkling of lashes. Unlike my Persian-mixed daughters who inherited long luscious lashes from her father’s side, I am not as fortunate as they are. Therefore, I need a little assistance from the mascara wand. My [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Breakfast at Chick-fil-A. Fast Food Ketchup etiquette: Get yo’ own!
By Jane on February 7, 2011
My sister, Lucy Lu, is back in town! As soon as we pick her up from the airport early in the morning, the girls wanted to head over to Chick-fil-A for breakfast. Of course, this preggar was craving some Chick-fil-A too. A chicken biscuit, with a side of gravy (oh yeah!) and some tater tots. [...]
Category: Food
Jane trumped by a tennis player and an Eastside playah.
By Jane on July 28, 2010
After a fun-filled day of splish splash at the waterpark, I take MIA out to LADIES NIGHT at the local sports bar. You know the one where I was PROPOSED TO last time. I invite my girl June Cleaver as well, seeing that we all had such a great time together the last time we [...]
Category: Random Stuff, Videos
No I didn’t abandon my baby in the car while I had my Starbucks!
By Jane on March 6, 2012
It was another gorgeous day in Metropolis and I was going to meet a friend of mine at Starbucks for coffee. Normally, I like to go without kids because it’s my me-time but today, I’ve got Benz with me. However, he’s fast asleep in the car, which is great too because then he’s not trying [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Trying to cool off my temper. Take the kids to a fantastic park walking distance from our house.
By Jane on June 17, 2010
After I show the house, the sun has gone down and the weather is tolerable. The girls and I decide to walk to the park. This is the only smile I’m going to be able to muster today and it’s only because I’m with the girls and Dick is not around! THE PARK Our house [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on October 12, 2009
Every year I think, THIS is going to be the year I’m going to decorate for Halloween. I love Halloween but inevitably, each year, we’d be lucky if we have a pumpkin in the front yard. Consistently, this has been the plan for the last 5 years and consistently every year, no Halloween decorations. However, [...]
Category: Family
Loud teeny-bopper destroys my HAPPY time and positivity.
By Jane on September 13, 2010
So while I’m trying to read my POSITIVE magazine (ODE) and feeling all good inside, relaxing, reading, enjoying the light breeze, having my coffee and such, I was ABRUPTLY INTERRUPTED by two teenie boppers who decided to sit down at the table right next to me and start YAMMERING ABOUT LOUDLY at such a level [...]
Category: Ranting Jane
Deck the Car with rows of Christmas lights…falalala…lalalala.
By Jane on November 24, 2010
I was amazed by how early the Christmas spirit had taken over this year. As soon as Halloween was over, Walmart had already had their Christmas stuff out and Christmas songs were already playing on the radio…and it wasn’t even Thanksgiving yet! Turns out, it’s not just businesses that are ready for the holidays. Attached [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Ymmmmmm, Nestle Tollhouse Mini’s!!
By Jane on May 13, 2011
No, this is not just for me… They’re for me AND baby!! What?? They’re mini’s!! And yes, WE did eat them all. -Jane, Mini Chocolate Chip Cookie Lover.
Category: Food, Random Stuff
Dick and his marathon: Extensive running may cause chaffing of nipples.
By Jane on March 2, 2010
Remember I mentioned Dick is running a marathon soon, therefore he’s training and researching about marathons online. DICK: “Baby, I’ve been researching about marathons. And some people have commented about the long term effects of having run a marathon. Like, this one guy said he couldn’t do anything RAPIDLY for 18 months after he ran [...]
Category: Dick
If you’re going to do a SHOT of something, make it WHEATGRASS: Why it’s SO GOOD for you!!!
By Jane on March 15, 2010
Dick has been reading up on the benefits of WHEATGRASS and has been wanting to grow some at home. WHAT MAKES WHEATGRASS SO HEALTHY?
Category: Food
Jane runs out of gas, literally, not figuratively.
By Jane on January 25, 2011
So I’m on my way to do a family photo shoot and it’s about 30 minutes away from my house. I’m driving the Caddie and I hardly every drive it…I’m usually just the passenger. I’ve never owned a Caddie before (Yes, this is the same Caddie that we got locked out of.). It’s not really [...]
Category: Ranting Jane
Taking Benz outside for some Vitamin D.
By Jane on June 2, 2011
At only 5 days old, the sun was out and so I decided to take my sweet Benz out so he could get some Vitamin D. OMG, words can’t even describe how in love I am with this little guy. So dang sweet… He’s just tiny! Only 5 lbs 8 oz because breast-fed babies tend [...]
Category: Benz
Not your every day Jeep. Gun included.
By Jane on September 6, 2010
While coming out of the grocery store, I see this in the parking lot. I wonder if they get tickets for not wearing a seat belt. And what’s this? Are you sure that little tie thing is going to be sufficient? Why not just put a sign on it that says TAKE ME. -Jane. Just [...]
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