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By Jane on August 23, 2009
I always pictured car salesmen to be fast-talking, wheelin’ and dealin’ men. Never in my WILDEST dreams did I think that I would be among them because I’m not the kind of person that likes to sell anything. I suck at it and it does not come naturally for me like it does for DICK. I don’t like having to convince anyone to buy anything. So when I started doing business for myself, I learned that EVERYTHING is sales. Shit! The one thing I can’t stand to do! One constantly has to sell themselves, whether it be their idea, their product or themselves. Sales is a must-have skill that everyone needs to learn but I must have fallen asleep in class again. (I’m infamous for my amazing ability to fall asleep anywhere and within a few seconds.)
Category: Cars
Tryin on clothes at Kohls, boobie cleavage, and blockage in customer service.
By Jane on June 7, 2010
Lucy Lu, my dear sister is in town to visit. Good thing because I was all depressed about J Lo, Will and Carlton leaving us. Of course, I’ll be sad again when Lucy leaves but whatever, can’t think about that now. So, we go to Kohl’s because I need to return some swimming goggles that I [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
From Sunny LA to the freezing cold of the South!
By Jane on January 12, 2010
Yes, after being in Los Angeles for a month, we’re coming back home. We’ve just got off the plane and like I mentioned before, I’m ready to hop right back on and go back to LA. -IT’S FRIGGIN’ COLD!! Yes, LA is superficial and plastic but it’s also WARM and SUNNY! The days are around [...]
Category: Family, Random Stuff
By Jane on September 7, 2011
My two naked men. Super duper yummulicous. I just love these guys so muchy. Sometimes it’s just easier to give the baby a bath at the same time you’re showering. My back always hurts after bending over to give Benz a bath in his plastic bath tub thing. We used to do this with the [...]
Category: Benz
We find a rodent in the shed. Opossum or Rat?
By Jane on November 8, 2010
DISCLAIMER: To start, down here, we call OPPOSSUMS just POSSUM and all future reference to this rodent will be referred to as such. I just didn’t want to confuse those who don’t know this from the onset with the title. So I was in the shed getting some trimmers for the hedges when I spotted what I thought [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on February 21, 2011
We were waiting for our pizza at this small place and I there were some want ads sitting on the table so I was curiously looking through them to see what people are selling these days and for how much….and came across this amusing ad. ALFONZO’S SUPER CARS. Really?? MINOR front end damage? Easy Fixer-Upper? [...]
Category: Cars
We attend our first mock swim meet.
By Jane on July 5, 2010
Our swim team had their first mock swim meet. Since we’ve never been on a swim team before, this was interesting to see and experience.I was amazed at how much work has to be done for a swim meet.
Category: Thelma & Louise
Headband Siblings. He works hard for his money!
By Jane on January 15, 2012
Flashback to Flashdance and the days of headbands. My girls never cease to want to embarrass and torture their little bro. He works hard for his money! So hard for it honey! He works hard for his money so you better treat him right! Poor thing. The lighting in this picture is not flattering for Benz’s [...]
Category: Random Stuff
I sacrifice sleep to make the house ready for a showing while Dick gets his beauty rest.
By Jane on June 16, 2010
TIME TO PAINT After I shop for all the paint and stuff I need and we’ve eaten dinner, it’s now time to get to work. We have a showing the next day around 5pm. I know how much work there is to be done. We gotta BUST ASS if we’re going to get most of [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Girl slams boss as she quits her job using a dry erase board. Emails entire office.
By Jane on September 7, 2010
My friend emails me this TOTALLY FABULOUS story about a girl who quits her job using a dry erase board, takes pictures and emails her co-workers in her office, totally slamming her boss. This is right in line with the JET BLUE guy. Enjoy!! Apparently, the girl’s name is Jenny (not confirmed) and she emails [...]
Category: Random Stuff
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By Jane on December 18, 2010
The thing about the holidays is that there’s a bazillion more people out than usual and when in line, you’re surrounded by people. Everywhere you go there is a line that you need to wait in. I’m in line and this guy behind me is freaking breathing down my neck and standing WAY TOO CLOSE [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on June 9, 2010
Back in January, we married off my sister’s dog Oscar with my mom’s dog, Yuki. (Click HERE for the story.) The intent was so that they could legitimately have babies (even though Dick & I didn’t take this route at first). Lucy reminded me the other day that she was unsure this would actually happen [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Building a Mr. & Mrs. Snowman. Introducing Mr. & Mr. Wilson.
By Jane on February 1, 2010
It’s the day after our “snow storm” and it’s SUNNY and warming up! With all the icicles melting off the trees, they all look like they are adorned with crystals and jewels with the light reflecting off the ice. Simply beautiful!
Category: Random Stuff
Family Dinner and a Movie: Turkey Burgers & Bette Midler’s Big Business.
By Jane on February 23, 2010
Louise has been craving my turkey burgers since we haven’t had them in a while. It’s been too cold to grill so I’m just going to sear them on my stovetop. INGREDIENTS FOR THE BURGER: Ground turkey, buns, onion.
Category: Culinary Goddess, Movie Reviews
By Jane on January 4, 2010
Lucy comes over to my in-laws and we have a Boggle rematch. Remember, last time I lost because I was a little under the influence and lost by a mere 2 points. (Click HERE for that story.)
Category: Lucy Lu
By Jane on December 25, 2009
Oh, my food baby (as Louise kindly calls my enlarging tummy) is getting even bigger. Yes, it’s a good holiday. However, regret has already hit. At this rate, baby will be due in spring. Sigh…Melly Belly. -Jane, Food Baby Carrier
Category: Jane Rant, Random Stuff
By Jane on May 12, 2010
I was taking my girls to karate when OUT OF NOWHERE, a bird flies right in front of my car! Now, I’m one of those that swerve and NEARLY KILL MYSELF to avoid hitting an animal but this poor thing didn’t even give me a chance. When I saw it dart out in front of [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Ice Skating in LA during winter in shorts and tee shirts???
By Jane on January 13, 2010
When we were in LA, Thelma was begging me to go ice skating like EVERY DAY. She missed it SO much. Around the corner from J Lo’s place was one of those small, temporary outdoor rinks they set up over the “winter” in her area. I don’t like these because usually the ice is really [...]
Category: Family, My Big Fat Persian Family, Thelma & Louise
Drama ensues when the girls say good-bye to their friends.
By Jane on March 24, 2011
It’s the last day that our guests are in town and the girls are already dreading it from morning. Little did I know how bad it would get. HOMESCHOOL It’s a co-op day so I take all the kids to school together. Our co-op is awesome and our visitors can tag along with the girls [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
By Jane on September 6, 2011
Sorry it’s been so long since I posted anything. I’ve resided myself to not stress about blogging and to live life rather than just write about it. I try to do both but writing (and editing pictures) about it take much more time. Anyway, love my fans and faithful blog readers… -Jane, XOXO.
Category: Random Stuff
