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Song of the Day: Rihanna’s new single: Only Girl.
By Jane on October 14, 2010
Rihanna (the real one, not my cousin) just released a new single called ONLY GIRL and the beats are FANTABULOUS! You will be hearing this one at the clubs fo sho! Such a jammin’ song. My new fave song of the moment!! I love colors of the video. Very visually stimulating. And you know how [...]
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
Pregnancy Rhinitis is killing me. I hate not being able to breath through my nose.
By Jane on December 17, 2010
One of the things I detest most in life is having a stuffy nose and having to breath through my mouth. I feel like I’m eating all the dust particles in the air. Since being pregnant, it’s been non-stop stuffage of the nose. After doing some research, it turns out this actually a condition and is [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Boggle: One of mine and Lucy’s favorite pastimes.
By Jane on December 28, 2009
Lucy Lu and I love to play board games. Boggle is one of the favorites. I must tell you I kick ass in this game. Yes, I’m competitive and I will kick your ass in this game too.
Category: Random Stuff
Louise not feeling well. A LAZY DAY is just the cure.
By Jane on April 8, 2010
Louise was not feeling well at all the other day, can you tell? Girlfriend had a cough and stomach ache. Since it was a co-op day, Thelma went to class while Louise just rested at home. Most of the day Louise spent in bed. However, it was such a beautiful day, too beautiful to let go to [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
Celebrity Sighting: Brigitte Nielson at The Abbey.
By Jane on January 10, 2010
Dick, Mamma F, J Lo and friends go out on Christmas to The Abbey, known as one of the best gay clubs and is down the street from where Lucy lives. I went the Abbey last time I was in LA and decided not to go out this time because I’m lazy, it’s cold and [...]
Category: Dick, My Big Fat Persian Family, Ranting Jane
The No-TACKY-EYE-CRAP-in-the-yard Association.
By Jane on May 13, 2010
I woke up to a SUPERFABULOUS Saturday. I walk out my front door and I’m greeted by my Buddha. Buddha is so great to come home to. Isn’t his smile contagious? (He’s still PIMPED up from my party.) The air is FRESH, COOL and a brisk 60F on this beautiful Saturday morning. Because we live [...]
Category: Dick, Ranting Jane
The girls decorate cupcakes with Lucy and Prince Abu-bu.
By Jane on February 6, 2012
My sister Lucy and Prince Abu-bu were in town visiting us again…yay! My girls love it when they visit. So, while they were in town, they decided to make some red velvet cupcakes and try out their decorating skills. The girls and I are huge fans of Cake Boss so this is lots of fun [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on November 25, 2009
I’m going to start asking for your comments and feedback because I wanna know! We all wanna know! Plus, it’s just good therapy to let it all out! Don’t worry about being weird. We’re all weird and different. That’s what makes life interesting. Anyway, you can remain anonymous. Just don’t put your real name, duh! [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Thelma goes CRAZY at crazy clothes day at our homeschool co-op.
By Jane on February 18, 2011
Our co-op often has a special day where the kids can dress up. We have pajama day, crazy hair day, crazy hat day, etc. Today was crazy clothes day and Thelma threw something together that morning. Pretty crazy that girl and she didn’t even have any help from her crazy Momma. I stopped dressing them [...]
Category: Homeschooling, Thelma & Louise
I’m running late. Where are my keys?!?!
By Jane on December 8, 2009
I’m running late taking the girls to Co-op and I can’t find the keys. Don’t you hate when you’re already late and can’t find the keys. I running around frantically trying to find them. I feel like I’ve lost my mind. I look absolutely EVERYWHERE.
Category: Ranting Jane
Jane has no qualms about child labor. Everyone helps clean the house!
By Jane on August 23, 2011
We had spent our first night at Mr. Bean’s house so the kids could play. The next day, it was time to get to work on our rental property. The first thing we always do when we stay at one of our properties is give it a good cleaning. I don’t like to stay where other [...]
Category: Random Stuff
A Persian man who will cook? Yes, I’m lucky…but only sometimes…
By Jane on October 20, 2009
In our house, red wine goes really well with cooking. Sometimes Dick will cook for us (excitement!) …when he’s craving Persian kabob that is. Therefore, every once in a while, I get the pleasure of having my hunka-hunka burnin’ love (Thanks Sharon O.) cook for me. Unfortunately, when Dick cooks…I still end up being an [...]
Category: Cooking Jane, Dick
Jane’s Maternity Wear: Not ready to wear Maternity clothes? Get a belly band!
By Jane on January 23, 2011
I’m about five months along now and am trying to squeeze into the last bit of regular clothes that I can. Depending on the angle, and if I’ve just eaten or not, my bump isn’t that huge yet. So, in order to wear non-maternity clothes, I’m looking through my closet for shirts that fit bigger [...]
Category: Pregnant Jane
Jane refuses to be FORCED to pay the Smartphone data package and opts for a NON-SMART phone.
By Jane on March 14, 2011
So, I’ve had my LG phone for about 2 years now and I HATE it! The touch screen sucks and I fat finger and call random people all the time. Dick has been bugging me to get a new phone…imagine that! A husband who has to beg his wife to buy something new! Well, I [...]
Category: Ranting Jane
Jihad Jane? Definitely a case of mistaken identity here.
By Jane on March 10, 2010
Apparently this JANE was conspiring with terrorists and was hired to kill that controversial Swedish political cartoonist Lars Vilks. JIHAD JANE. I don’t know anything about him or her but reading “Jihad Jane” on CNN.com completely caught my eye. Click HERE for the full story. -Jane, Not Jihad Jane.
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