In our house, red wine goes really well with cooking. Sometimes Dick will cook for us (excitement!) …when he’s craving Persian kabob that is. Therefore, every once in a while, I get the pleasure of having my hunka-hunka burnin’ love (Thanks Sharon O.) cook for me. Unfortunately, when Dick cooks…I still end up being an [...]
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By Jane on June 24, 2010
We take the kids to see the latest Karate Kid flick with Will Smith’s son, JADEN, and JACKIE CHAN. The girls have already see the originals and LOVED them. The latest rendition was actually decent and Jaden was surprisingly a very good actor! Of course, the storyline was completely predictable and almost exactly like the [...]
Category: Movie Reviews, Random Stuff
A Persian man who will cook? Yes, I’m lucky…but only sometimes…
By Jane on October 20, 2009
In our house, red wine goes really well with cooking. Sometimes Dick will cook for us (excitement!) …when he’s craving Persian kabob that is. Therefore, every once in a while, I get the pleasure of having my hunka-hunka burnin’ love (Thanks Sharon O.) cook for me. Unfortunately, when Dick cooks…I still end up being an [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess, Dick
My painted face: Jane’s simple, unchanging and much-needed make-up style.
By Jane on September 14, 2011
I used to be the kind of person that would just be MORTIFIED if anyone saw me without make-up but over the years, I’ve become more comfortable with myself and I realized that people really just don’t give a shit. They may think in their head, “Da-ang, girlfriend look like ass without her make-up on.” [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Pregnancy Woes: Jane needs Depends.
By Jane on May 2, 2011
Quite embarrassing as it is, I must bring it to light because I feel I am not the only one out there that is experiencing random pregnancy incontinence. Remember how I mentioned having leakage problems during the winter. Well, it was around the same time RHINITIS was at its worst and I was feeling the [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
By Jane on December 9, 2011
To her teenage daughter who was giving her attitude: “I can have a stinkin’ attitude…I’m grown!!!”
Category: Random Stuff
Shopping at the market for a unique gift.
By Jane on September 22, 2010
Lucy’s birthday was coming up and I wanted to get her something unique. What I wanted to get her was a nice apron, since my dear sister (who never used to cook) is now cooking. (Lucy often even uses my recipes.) But, when I shopped around, I found all the aprons I looked at to [...]
Category: Random Stuff, Smashin' Fashion
Biking with my Big Belly. Still do-able.
By Jane on April 12, 2011
With Lucy in town, I thought we would get some much needed exercise and go for a bike ride. Contrary to my mom’s fears and warnings that one should not bike at 7-8 months of pregnancy, I’m still quite capable of using my skinny Sponge Bob legs to peddle myself around. Fanny Mae was quite [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
By Jane on August 10, 2010
My mom’s plant, which is beautiful without flowers. But is ABSOLUTELY STUNNING with flowers. Is that flower not GORGEOUS??? -Jane, Flower Lover.
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on November 20, 2009
Husbands need help with everything. Dick likes doing “everything” together because I’m super fun and make life exciting for him. We’re headed to Kinkos since Dick has to FedEx a couple of things and we’re stopping along the way before we go to the auction to test drive cars. Of course, Dick needs my help [...]
Category: Dick
How fast can I clean up this HUGE PILE of dirty dishes?
By Jane on June 8, 2010
So, it never fails. One minute my kitchen will be spotless, and the next thing I know, it looks like a TSUNAMI has hit it. I mean seriously, how many people live here? How long would it take you to clean all this???
Category: Random Stuff
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Benz explodes from being in the 5th to the 70th percentile in two months!
By Jane on August 1, 2011
It’s time for Benz’s two-month doctor’s visit and I’m running late. Surprise, surprise. I didn’t even remember that I had the appointment for that day when I woke up in the morning. I had just randomly called to see when my appointment would be, thinking it was in a few days, but the receptionist advised [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on April 30, 2010
Tulips are one of my most favorite flowers. My awesome neighbors, Ozzy & Sharon Osborne, have the most beautiful tulips! I love how they plant them in bunches. Very appealing.
Category: Random Stuff
This DICK doesn’t make beds. Jane pissed. So what if it’s that time of the month?
By Jane on February 18, 2010
Dick has just gotten back from Gotham City and has been sleeping non-stop since then. This is common as he feels it is well deserved since he’s been working and driving the long distance. I do understand that this is no easy task so I let him sleep. I, too, am extremely tired because I [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Bed Time! (For Late Nighters).
By Jane on September 21, 2010
Getting to bed always takes a good thirty minutes if not an hour for the girls to get to bed. I’m sure I’m not alone in this. We are late nighters, which is also another reason why we homeschool. Now that school has started, the girls go to bed “early”…around 10pm. And yes, sometimes, it [...]
Category: Random Stuff, Thelma & Louise
By Jane on March 22, 2010
I have family visiting from all over right now. Apologies for the lack of posts. -Jane, Slacking Blogger
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on May 25, 2011
So now that you know our plans to have a natural child birth, you’ll understand our thought process when it came time. As I mentioned, when I hit 36 weeks my OB started to talk to me about the possibility of induction, even though she knew I really wanted to have a natural child birth. [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
By Jane on July 27, 2010
Grumpy wumpy. Let’s TRY to get a picture, k? Can you tell that Diddy is NONE too happy. Only siblings can be so ALIKE yet SO DIFFERENT!! Oh, wait…is that a semi-smirk I see Uncle Diddy? Uncle Reagan being playful. Can you tell he’s the youngest of them? My uncles and my aunts are like [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on June 1, 2011
For those who have kids, you know how newborns have that tar-like poo in the beginning? Well, I got to know it all too well. Whilst taking a nap with my lovie Benz, his diaper apparently slid down and little man had decided to take a dump while napping. So, much to my surprise, when [...]
Category: Dick
Louise tries to copy my drawings.
By Jane on February 12, 2011
Louise loves art and had seen my sketches of the stick figures I draw laying around. So, she took it upon herself to try to copy my drawings. Here’s what she came up with: She did so good! I love her adorable stick figures! Here’s the comparisons: She also did a few of her own, this [...]
Category: Artsy Fartsy, Thelma & Louise
Jane: Non-fan of randomly discarded gum.
By Jane on September 8, 2010
Unbeknownst to me as I stepped leisurely out of my car, I put my foot down right on a JUICY, STICKY GLOB of GUM. Freakin’ A!!! On top of that, I drop my FREE COFFEE CARD from Starbucks right on it as well. Double FREAK! Gum is only good when you’re chewing it, otherwise, it’s [...]
Category: Jane Rant
