I totally forgot about a particular conversation that totally threw me off and gave me a damn good chuckle. DUDE 1: “Does a fat baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Umm…what?” (We’re all looking at eachother confused.) DUDE 1: “Does a FAT baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Uhhh….yeah…” DUDE 2: “Well of [...]
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By Jane on May 28, 2011
No sooner did we get him home did the girls start to tease their little brother. Here is Benz and Barbie… Except I think it’s not Barbie…I’m told this is a Moxie Girl. Poor thing. They already have plans to dress him up in girls clothes too. So is the life of a younger brother [...]
Category: Benz
Riding the ChooChoo…at the mall.
By Jane on March 10, 2011
Like I said, I haven’t been to the mall in like two years…and I realized why. Besides it being outside “the bubble” that I live in, it’s crazy crowded (at least it was that day) and stressful. While we were there looking at the Orchid Exhibit, the girls see a Choo Choo Train that goes [...]
Category: Random Stuff, Thelma & Louise
Gasoline, for the baby’s butt??
By Jane on July 7, 2011
Before you get your panties all in a wad…no, I did not put gasoline on my babies butt. Read on to see what I’m talking about. The girls are ectsatic that their best friends from Gotham City, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, were in town visiting us again. Little bit, Ashlee, is at that [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Dick enrolls Thelma in a TRAINING ACADEMY.
By Jane on October 5, 2010
No, we’re not sending Thelma off to BOOT CAMP for kids. Dick was introduced to this training academy that teaches kids from age seven through high school and collegiate levels, performance enhancing drills that will help your child gain the balance, movement, and skills necessary for excelling in sports. Dick thought it would be great [...]
Category: Dick, Thelma & Louise, Videos
People camping out at the mall for iPad 2.
By Jane on March 14, 2011
While at the mall the other, I notice some people sitting outside the Apple Store. They were camping out for the iPad 2. The only time I ever camped out for anything was for New Kids on the Block tickets…but really, it was just to hang out with my friends and was something to do. [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Arts and Crafts with Jane, Thelma & Louise: Crayon-coloring Artists.
By Jane on October 15, 2009
The girls and I love arts and crafts. My cousin brought over a Disney Princess coloring book for the girls (Thanks sweetie!) and we decided that’s what we were going to do today. I LOVE LOVE LOVE to color. It’s so relaxing and meditational…one of my absolutely favorite things to do as a kid (and [...]
Category: Family, Thelma & Louise
ODE: For Intelligent Optimists. My new favorite magazine.
By Jane on September 13, 2010
The other day, I biked out to Starbucks for some ME-TIME and was reading my book, Learning from Salmon, and my new favorite magazine…introduced to me by my dear DICK. “You’re so lucky to have me. See how I expand your mind and make you so much smarter?” Ugh. He makes it so difficult for [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Thelma gets a small acting job…with speaking lines.
By Jane on December 16, 2011
Thelma gets called in to do a job where she actually has speaking parts. She’s so super duper excited because she currently LOVES her drama class and she has been waiting for a job to come along. Remember her last job was when she was making cookies for a cookbook. That was only last year and [...]
Category: Acting & Modeling, Random Stuff
The girls’ FIRST and LAST swim meet for the season.
By Jane on August 11, 2010
With us traveling and Thelma’s burn, the girls didn’t have an opportunity to participate in any meets. So, when it came down to very last swim meet, Coach decided to let the girls at least experience ONE FINAL meet. PRACTICE There is swim practice daily and the coaches prep the kids for the final meet. [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
By Jane on May 25, 2010
There are so many people out there with personalized decals on their cars. Here’s one I spotted the other day. Darius & Tina. Together 4 Ever. Seriously? Is this really necessary? Here I am professing how much I want to use my husband as a punching bag sometimes. And here they are, OBVIOUSLY COMMITTED to [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
Louise and I walk to Urth Cafe taking pics of West Hollywood along the way.
By Jane on December 31, 2009
Louise and I decide to go to breakfast since we’re the only ones awake. We decide to go to Urth Cafe, an organic coffee and breakfast place. It’s about a 15 minute walk from Lucy’s house but we’re taking our time, enjoying the scenery and taking a bunch of pics along the way.
Category: Thelma & Louise, Thru My Lens
Jane’s Maternity Wear: Me and my bump at the Home Depot.
By Jane on December 31, 2010
Yes, those are my non-maternity ripped skinny jeans. My legs still fit and since they’re low-rise, they rise right below my bump. Awesome possum. Oh, and you’ll be seeing this jacket on me alot. It’s the only winter coat that I have that fits my exploding upper body. Yes, it’s a Gap Maternity Jacket that [...]
Category: Pregnant Jane, Smashin' Fashion
One of the easiest, fastest, and healthiest meals: Archer Farms Pizza & Salad. Thanks Target!
By Jane on April 17, 2010
Whenever I’m too busy (or tired or lazy or don’t feel like wanting) to cook, one of the easiest, fastest, healthiest, and yummiest meals for the family is PIZZA and SALAD. Our family’s FAVORITE is Target’s Archer Farms Brand BASIL PESTO Pizza!! It’s ORGANIC and comes on a WHEAT CRUST!
Category: Food
Matching paint on a Friday night at the Home Depot. Fun…NOT!
By Jane on June 16, 2010
Our very first house is now one of our rentals and we just had a tenant move out. It was decently cleaned by the previous tenant and Dick seemed to think it was good enough but this perfectionist is not happy with “good enough”. A tenant doesn’t want to see remnants from the previous tenant, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on September 13, 2009
I sent my blog link to all my family and my lovely Mom, Fanny Mae, didn’t seem amused by it. Why? She asked me, with some hesitation, “Is it ok for you to use words like ‘fucking’… in public… like in a blog?’”. I just had to laugh, respectfully of course. My mom is [...]
Category: Random Stuff
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