Oscar has this unique way of sitting. It always looks like he’s ready to take a dump. Lucy says it’s JUST the way he sits. Fine. But the dang thing FARTS ALOT so maybe he’s stopped up or something and sits like that because he’s constipated. Just a theory Lucy.
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By Jane on December 1, 2009
I’m nothing special. Yet, I am. We all are. -Jane.
Category: Random Stuff
Pretty Boy Swag…is pretty, pretty, stupid.
By Jane on July 26, 2010
Ok, so here’s another example of a MOST RIDICULOUS song. Seriously, really? Dis…right here…is…really really STUPID. GET OUT DA WAY…for a better song. -Jane, Non-Fan of Pretty Boy Swag.
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
A blue pacifier lollipop may not be manly but definitely signs of a great dad.
By Jane on December 20, 2009
Mark Anthony is a super duper guy, husband, father and brother-in-law. I liked him immediately when I met him. He’s also quite funny and silly. Here Mark is enjoying one of those pacifier lollipops…a blue one.
Category: My Big Fat Persian Family, Random Stuff
LANDLORDS BEWARE: Craigslist scam targeting landlords.
By Jane on August 11, 2010
I get SO MANY of these e-mails where someone PRETENDS to be interested in an ad that I’ve posted to rent one of my properties. I’ve compiled a list of typical things a scammer will tell you in their email. CRAIGSLIST RENTAL SCAM CHECKLIST: Usually, they are some kind of FOREIGNER who writes in somewhat [...]
Category: Random Stuff
My Daddy got pulled over for shaving in the car?
By Jane on November 18, 2009
This is related to the story of how we had to pick up Dick from the airport and how he missed his flight due to additional “random” security checks? Click HERE if you haven’t read it yet. Anyway, Dick was pulled aside by TSA airport security and was surprised because he had actually shaved his beard this [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
Jane Rant: I hate pumping gas.
By Jane on March 4, 2011
I really hate having to stop and get gas. It’s just one of those annoying repetitive tasks! Like doing laundry! I hate standing there, doing nothing, sometimes in the cold, sometimes in the hot (cause you can’t have the car on), and waiting for my gas tank to fill. So mundane. Boring. If I were [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy, Jane Rant
By Jane on July 19, 2010
Ummmm, where am I? Do my eyes deceive me? Do I see COWBOY BOOTS in TORONTO??? Now, sir. Down South, we usually pull our jeans OVER the boots. But whatevah your heart desires dahling! -Jane, Critical fashionista.
Category: Smashin' Fashion
By Jane on July 9, 2010
Some things run in the family… Guess who else has OCD and a feet picking problem? The Queen herself. See people? Socks don’t make a difference…unless they’re made of iron and have padlocks on them before you can take them off. But then, I guess it would be difficult to find shoes to fit over these socks. And, of course, the [...]
Category: Random Stuff
My Asian, nearly non-existent eye lashes definitely need mascara!
By Jane on December 15, 2010
I’m Asian and we’re not really known for having long eyelashes. Actually, Asians are lucky if they even have an inkling of lashes. Unlike my Persian-mixed daughters who inherited long luscious lashes from her father’s side, I am not as fortunate as they are. Therefore, I need a little assistance from the mascara wand. My [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Racing up escalators turns to injury…for Jane.
By Jane on August 4, 2010
After spending a few days in Metropolis, it was time for my cousin to head to her next destination, Los Angeles, to see my sister Lucy Lu. Spending the last couple weeks with MIA has been so super fun and it never seems like enough time when I’m with family. Every time my family leaves [...]
Category: Random Stuff, Videos
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Whip My Hair by Willow Smith. This 9-year old is AMAZING.
By Jane on October 18, 2010
Will and Jada-Pinkett Smith have made one SUPER POWER HOUSE of a family. Their kids act and even sing, taking after their SUPER FAMOUS parents. The latest offspring to make it big is WILLOW SMITH who has a POWERHOUSE VOICE and SPUNK that reminds me of a young Rihanna. Girlfirend is SUPER FIERCE and I [...]
Category: Videos
From SKIRT to DRESS: If you don’t like it, then you shoulda put a belt on it!
By Jane on November 10, 2010
As we sort through the clothes to keep during our CLOSET CLEANSING, I come across a skirt that the girls say they DON’T WANT anymore. I always have to sort through the stuff they dub “DON’T WANT/FIT” because even when they say they don’t like something, I know better…you know, cause I’m Mom! Funny thing [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff, Smashin' Fashion
By Jane on December 30, 2010
What? It’s late. And I’m hungry. Whole wheat turkey w/mayo & tomato. Lays plain chips. Claussen pickles. Mmmm, that was good. I think that took me about 5 minutes to eat. Remember, I’m pregnant! Yes, I plan on using that line to the fullest extent! Of course, Dick will tell you this is not a [...]
Category: Food
Birthday party takes a disappointing turn as storm hits Gotham City.
By Jane on April 20, 2011
We get to Gotham City and surprise Thelma and Louise’s friends, who did not know that we were coming. They were quite ecstatic to all be reunited together. They had so much fun chasing each other around. THE BIRTHDAY GIRLS THE PARTY The birthday party was held at this huge SPORTSPLEX that had everything for [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane’s Maternity Wear: Trashy Preggar.
By Jane on April 12, 2011
I wanted to do something a little different for a maternity shoot so I asked Lucy to help me out. Trashy preggar was the theme. I SQUEEZED myself into this tight little black, stretchy dress that has been in my closet for the last 15 years. Okay so my mom would DIE if she saw [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Video streaming Oscar’s bowel movements??? Really???
By Jane on November 29, 2009
Oscar has this unique way of sitting. It always looks like he’s ready to take a dump. Lucy says it’s JUST the way he sits. Fine. But the dang thing FARTS ALOT so maybe he’s stopped up or something and sits like that because he’s constipated. Just a theory Lucy.
Category: Lucy Lu, Random Stuff
By Jane on December 21, 2009
Being that my iMac is large, it is not portable when you have to fly somewhere. I’m working off Dick’s PC laptop. I hate it. I miss my iMac greatly. It is true. Once you go Mac, you never go back. I need to get a Macbook Pro. Gods! Santa! You can add that to [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Thelma and Louise play PRETEND: Jungle girls in Avatarland.
By Jane on April 19, 2010
I love love love to watch my girls play PRETEND. Whenever they play PRETEND, their imagination just goes WILD…oh the stories they come up with! They are so innocent, carefree, imaginative, creative, and funny. On this day, Thelma and Louise decided to play Jungle Girls that live in Avatarland. Pretend this is our house and we [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
HORRIBLE! Kids committing suicide over being taunted for their sexuality.
By Jane on September 30, 2010
It seems that all I hear in the news these days is about kids who are bullied over their sexuality and more recently, at least 3 teenagers have taken their own lives in the last week or two alone! I am SO SADDENED and actually kind of IRATE at the SENSELESS deaths of these poor [...]
Category: Jane Rant
F-bomb can land you in jail. F#$%, should I be worried???
By Jane on October 27, 2009
Looks like my tendencies to spurt out an f-bomb could land my ass in jail! There seems to be a man from Kansas City who will be facing 30 days in a county jail for going on an f-bomb rampage in a road-rage altercation with another man. I wonder if he told the judge to “F#$%” [...]
Category: Random Stuff
