30 September 2009 By Jane 1 In Kwik Kwotes, Thelma & Louise
“I know why it hurts more for boys…because they have tails that’s why.” -Louise ??? Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding! (Tails=Penises, Get it???)
14 September 2009 By Jane 0 In Kwik Kwotes, Random Stuff
“I know what fertilize means! It means to put trash in it.” -Louise (I think she’s referring to compost. LOL)
Inspiration of the day: From Hardship comes growth.
By Jane on September 9, 2010
Cold and hunger are the forces that produce warmth and fullness. From poverty we can become rich. Sickness spurs our search for health. Health or wealth by birth is not ours – it is our parent’s gift to us. As such, it will disappear sooner or later. You must be the creator of your own [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Attraction to others based on Survival.
By Jane on April 9, 2010
One night while we were over at my parents house, we were watching TV. We don’t have any channels at our house because: (1) We don’t have time to watch TV. (2) I would use it as a babysitter too much. (3) My kids would harass me constantly to buy every toy advertised. (4) I [...]
Category: Random Stuff
We venture out of our bubble and head to the MALL…it’s only been two years!
By Jane on March 7, 2011
I never go to the mall because everything I NEED is at the back of my house. So, I hardly ever leave “the bubble” and the mall is OUTSIDE “the bubble”. Plus, there’s nothing I NEED at the mall. Lots of stuff I WANT but not really NEED. And, if I am actually allow for time to spend at [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Dick gives me a lesson on car electrical fuses at AutoZone.
By Jane on October 29, 2009
I go with Dick to run some errands, one of which is a trip to Autozone. He loves to run errands with me cause, well why wouldn’t he??? I’m super fun. LOL!! We need to buy some parts for some simple maintenance on one of the cars we just bought.
Category: Cars
By Jane on June 14, 2010
The next day after the girls best friend, Kristen Stuart, leaves, Thelma wakes me up early in the morning again (this time not AS early…around 7:00 am) complaining that her stomach is still hurting again. Whhhhaaaaatttt? I thought we were done with all that! (Sorry no pics today, it was hectic enough without having to [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Shakira comes over and we have Persian fish with Persian dirty rice.
By Jane on December 2, 2011
My friend, Shakira, has been dying to meet Benz. I’ve known her as long as I’ve known Dick cause she was actually there the night we met and was with Dick and his friends at the same International Party I was at. Shakira keeps telling me that she’s going to kidnap my boy. So, over the [...]
Category: Random Stuff
All Work and No Play??? NO WAY!!!
By Jane on August 31, 2009
We just had some tenants move out of one of our residential rental properties and so, it’s time for the cleaning crew to come in. By cleaning crew, I mean myself, Dick, and the girls. By doing it ourselves, we save big and the girls love a change of scenery. So, we pack our bags for a few days but since there’s nothing in the townhouse, so we also pack blankets, pillows, food and stuff to cook with (this helps cut down on expenses and time since we can just stay put and work). Yes, I’m a slave driver! No,
We just had some tenants move out and so, it’s time for the cleaning crew to come in. By cleaning crew, I mean myself, Dick, and the girls. By doing it ourselves, we save big and the girls love a change of scenery. So, we pack our bags for a few days but since there’s nothing in the townhouse, so we also pack blankets, pillows, food and stuff to cook with (this helps cut down on expenses and time since we can just stay put and work). Yes, I’m a slave driver! No, I’m just efficient. Off we go in the car for a 4 hour drive. Here’s some pics along the way:
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
Accidental texting could be dangerous. Jane falls victim!
By Jane on November 10, 2011
It’s a beautiful, sunny fall day outside where the weather is a warm 65F. It’s coffee time and I am meeting up with my girls June and Confuscia at Starbucks. Since my Dad was supposed to be home, I was going to run by and drop off Benz so they could hang out. But, when [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Back to Reasonable Ron’s. It’s been a while since I’ve seen my Harley Boys.
By Jane on May 7, 2010
We got new Lexus RX300 that I love. It’s nearly perfect except for two of it’s tires are bald and two are like new. The bald ones were in the front. And the good ones were in the rear. See the difference? This one has considerably more tread. REASONABLE RON’S USED TIRES It doesn’t make [...]
Category: Cars
I see Alice Cooper’s twin. You should never tell someone they have a twin.
By Jane on May 18, 2012
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Category: Random Stuff
Jane: Wanted woman by the cops?
By Jane on December 29, 2009
Thelma is missing good ole southern grits so we decide to go get some. She also wants some alone time with me at the Starbucks. I get ready and we’re off. She wants to sit up front and because it’s close, I let her. As we’re pulling out, I see a cop car with a [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Ludacris’ “My Chick Bad” is ridiculously STUPID!
By Jane on April 17, 2010
I was riding in my car the other day, listening to the radio and Luda’s song “My Chick Bad” came on. And while I SOMEWHAT like his other latest hit “How Low”, “My Chick Bad” is the MOST RIDICULOUSLY STUPID SONG! It ranks right up there with “Bed Rock” – “I, I, I can make [...]
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
Chinatown for a late dinner with Queen Latifa and the gang.
By Jane on July 8, 2010
After I say hi to my uncle and his family and unload our things at my uncle’s house in Mississauga, I head downtown to see my aunt Queen Latifa and my cousins. First thing we do? The girls and I have only eaten the snacks we packed and some junk food along the way so [...]
Category: Family
Pregnancy Woes: Grumpy Preggar in da house.
By Jane on January 6, 2011
First semester was all about the fatigue, nausea and morning sickness. However, it seems the second semester, I’ve gotten over that and have moved on to being more moody. I think it’s the hormones but I feel like I’m PMSing BIG TIME. Whereas in the first semester where I was too tired to get wound [...]
Category: Pregnant Jane
By Jane on September 15, 2009
I love how the people behind the counter at the Post Office can carry on a conversation in front a long, intensely quiet, line of people waiting patiently to mail their stuff like no one’s around. I guess if they didn’t though, they wouldn’t have much conversation other than “Will you be needing any stamps [...]
Category: Random Stuff
