Every year I think, THIS is going to be the year I’m going to decorate for Halloween. I love Halloween but inevitably, each year, we’d be lucky if we have a pumpkin in the front yard. Consistently, this has been the plan for the last 5 years and consistently every year, no Halloween decorations. However, [...]
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We goin’ ridin’ in our PINK CADILLAC.
By Jane on February 15, 2011
No, not me! Although, I spotted one the other day on the road. It’s such a horrible tone of pink, like florescent or something. Florescent anything is heinous. I’m like, who would drive such a thing? Upon closer examination, I see the side emblem. Ok, Mary Kay, makes sense now…except…it was a DUDE driving the [...]
Category: Cars
The Paparazzi are hanging out at the Ken Pave Salon waiting for Jessica Simpson .
By Jane on January 8, 2010
We had just gotten back to Lucy’s house and there’s a huge crowd of paparazzi outside of Ken Pave’s Salon. I’m wondering who they’re waiting for but given that it’s Ken Pave, I’m assuming it’s either Eva Longoria or Jessica Simpson.
Category: Lucy Lu, Thelma & Louise
Jane: Korean Tofu House and Bibimbab Newbie
By Jane on January 9, 2010
Lucy, Martha and I decide to go to Korean Town close to downtown LA to a Tofu House for lunch. I love Korean food and I’ve had Korean BBQ before but have never been to a tofu house. There are quite a few of these tofu houses in LA, especially in Korean Town but Lucy [...]
Chillin’ in the car during thunderstorm.
By Jane on October 6, 2010
We happened to just pull into our driveway the other day when all of a sudden, it starts to just POUR DOWN RAIN. Since we’re into AUTUMN now, it’s already CHILLY so we decide we don’t want to get DRENCHED in the rain. Instead, we decide to just CHILL in the car until the rain [...]
Category: Family
Thelma: 8-year old Hoola-hooping and Kickboxing Chica.
By Jane on March 6, 2010
Yes, Dick is training his girl to kick some ass so he doesn’t have to when she gets older. Thelma & Louise’s Tae Kwon Do classes have definitely paid off.
Category: Thelma & Louise
Decorating with Pink Chrysanthemums: Bringing my outdoor flowers inside.
By Jane on October 14, 2009
You remember the chrysanthemums that were taking over my sidewalk? Well, I cut some of them and used them to decorate inside. Fresh flowers are the best!
Category: Random Stuff
Another night of sleeping in the car…
By Jane on December 9, 2009
You remember my playroom is now indeed a garage and Dick is using it to do some routine maintenance our cars. If not click HERE. I just don’t see why he can’t work outside. So what it’s cold and snowing. Builds good character and makes you a STRONG MAN! No? Fine. Anyways, my girls just [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
CLOSET CLEANSING: Getting rid of bad CHI and organizing the kids closet!
By Jane on November 9, 2010
It seems every couple of months, we have to go through a CLOSET CLEANSING. This time it’s for the kids’ closet. As you know, I can’t stand a chaotic mess so I make the girls clean out their closet. They’re complaining of not having enough space so we also decide to get rid of anything [...]
Category: Random Stuff, Thelma & Louise
Not a fan of laptops but starting to change my mind.
By Jane on August 29, 2010
At Starbucks again. The weather these days is just perfect. I bring the hubby’s tiny laptop so that I can kill two birds with one stone (Not that I would ever intentionally try to kill a bird. Yes, I did peg that one bird but that was an accident.) I’m not a fan of laptops. [...]
Category: Random Stuff
My Dick Costs a Late Night Fee…
By Jane on October 29, 2009
If you have seen Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, then you know this song. It’s got a fantastic beat and it’s HIGHlarious. When I listen to music, most of the time I’m paying attention to the beats. So… WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! It contains adult material so if you are easily offended, do NOT [...]
Category: Dick
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Jane Rant: I hate pumping gas.
By Jane on March 4, 2011
I really hate having to stop and get gas. It’s just one of those annoying repetitive tasks! Like doing laundry! I hate standing there, doing nothing, sometimes in the cold, sometimes in the hot (cause you can’t have the car on), and waiting for my gas tank to fill. So mundane. Boring. If I were [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy, Jane Rant
Jane, scissor sistah, breaks out the shears again. This time on Taylor.
By Jane on August 30, 2010
My cousin Taylor has this incredibly LONG and THICK hair. She was looking for a change so I helped her out. Sometimes long and straight is kinda boring. We take quite a bit off. Those who choose to use me to cut their hair do so at their own risk as I have no formal [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Going back home but stopping for some good ole Southern Comfort food first
By Jane on January 30, 2012
We’ve finished all our work and it’s time to head back home. Time to load up the van again. Would u believe that Dick was plagued so badly with the stomach virus that he’s having problems walking? Apparently it really did a number on his ass (A condition that we have dubbed in our family [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane: Possible Pimp-tress of Rides???
By Jane on February 10, 2010
WHAT IS DICK DOING? Seems like I’m doing all the work while we’re in Gotham City? Well, yes, I’d like to think so but actually, I have to give Dick “some” credit. While I’m slaving away, scrubbing nastiness, Dick is running around trying to finalize the purchase and transport of a new car. We’ve bought [...]
Category: Random Stuff
When my family gets together, it’s ALL about the food.
By Jane on April 5, 2010
Yes, we’re a family of piggy wiggies. We LOVE food. Lau or Hot pot. It’s like FONDUE only WAY BETTER!
Category: Food
Laguna Beach: No, I’m not talking about the teeny bopper show.
By Jane on December 30, 2009
We recently were down in the OC…that’s short for Orange County if you don’t know or watch those teeny-bopper reality shows on MTV. We decided to head to the Laguna Beach so the kids can play. I’m so excited because I got a bunch of great shots. Enjoy!
Category: My Big Fat Persian Family, Thru My Lens
Tour de Metropolis: Biking, burgers, and honeysuckles.
By Jane on May 17, 2010
As you all know, our visitors get the Jane and Dick Bike Tour de Metropolis. Luckily, we have enough bikes for J Lo and her boys, Will and Carlton. Several people have gotten the great privilege of going on this tour.
Category: Family, Thelma & Louise
By Jane on July 27, 2010
Grumpy wumpy. Let’s TRY to get a picture, k? Can you tell that Diddy is NONE too happy. Only siblings can be so ALIKE yet SO DIFFERENT!! Oh, wait…is that a semi-smirk I see Uncle Diddy? Uncle Reagan being playful. Can you tell he’s the youngest of them? My uncles and my aunts are like [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Kwik Kwote: Dude at the Country Bar. Does a fat baby’s fart stink?
By Jane on March 30, 2010
I totally forgot about a particular conversation that totally threw me off and gave me a damn good chuckle. DUDE 1: “Does a fat baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Umm…what?” (We’re all looking at eachother confused.) DUDE 1: “Does a FAT baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Uhhh….yeah…” DUDE 2: “Well of [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Tenant moves out so it’s off to Gotham City to “camp out” again.
By Jane on June 15, 2010
Although Dick goes to Gotham City all the time, I mostly go when a tenant moves out and the cleaning crew (ME) comes in. So, after showing the car and picking up Louise from swim practice, I pack and load up the car. Yes, it’s time to camp out again. Here’s all our gear. Blankets, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
