Today Dick and I went to the car auction to test drive cars. Tomorrow is the actual day of the auction and we need to scope out the cars we like ahead of time and make sure they are sound, clean and sell-able. I love it because I get to check out all the cars [...]
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Jane and Dick: Part-time actors/models.
By Jane on October 13, 2009
Remember I mentioned that Dick and I do some acting and modeling on the side? Well, we almost never get to see the work nor do we hardly receive copies of our work. Occasionally, friends will see our commercials and mention it to us but since we hardly watch TV, we almost never see the [...]
Category: Acting & Modeling
My Daddy got pulled over for shaving in the car?
By Jane on November 18, 2009
This is related to the story of how we had to pick up Dick from the airport and how he missed his flight due to additional “random” security checks? Click HERE if you haven’t read it yet. Anyway, Dick was pulled aside by TSA airport security and was surprised because he had actually shaved his beard this [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
By Jane on September 26, 2009
Fanny Mae found a $5 dollar bill laying on a table. I’ve seen this same five dollar bill laying around as well and was contemplating taking it if I saw it laying there much longer. Well, Fanny Mae beat me to it. But as soon as Fanny Mae was about to pocket it, Louise now [...]
Category: Random Stuff
VIDEO: Riding the Bull: She moves her body like a CYCLONE.
By Jane on March 30, 2010
MIA, June Cleaver and I end the night by riding the bull! Yes, by that time we were ready to take the plunge and ride that large mechanical piece of hide. After watching several people fall off and hearing everyone go “OHHH!!!”, we did our best to try not to fall off. So, here you [...]
Article: “Why Chinese Mothers are Superior”: Words from a militant mom who is full of crap.
By Jane on January 14, 2011
One of my dear friends sent me a link to an article about “Why Chinese Mothers are Superior”. Already from the title, I knew what this article was going to be about but I read it anyway to see what kind of crap was going to come spewing out of this woman. She starts out [...]
Category: Random Stuff, Ranting Jane
Someone has a slight case of the Trucker Crack.
By Jane on March 24, 2010
I’m not sayin’ who, but with hipster jeans and low riders these days, girls be showin’ their asses just as much as da boyz. Showing some occasional crack still beats having your jeans up to your boobs. Snot me, iz someBUTTy else. -Jane, Occassional Victim of Low Rise Jeans. (Still doesn’t mean this is me.)
Category: Random Stuff
Looks like I’m not the only one in need of a workout…
By Jane on December 13, 2009
I saw this in a boutique window in West Hollywood. Cute. Happy Holidays! -Jane, Needing to Lose Some Winter Weight
Category: Random Stuff
Having major computer malfunctions. Overload of too many pictures.
By Jane on October 21, 2010
Mood Today: I’m dying! My Mac is locking up on me even though I have 88G left of my 411G hard drive. The bulk of memory being my pictures, video and music. Not only do I have another TERRABYTE of memory in a separate hard drive full of only videos and pictures, I also have [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane finally pops! Our baby has arrived!
By Jane on May 19, 2011
Introducing our new SON!!! I can’t tell you how over the moon we are that he has finally arrived. And because our family can’t do anything the “normal” way, it’s quite a story (to come). But first, I thought you would like to see him. At 6lbs 4 oz, 19 inches long and coming about [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Skeletoes, finger toe shoes…the new Crocs?
By Jane on July 23, 2011
The girls and I were shoe shopping for some sneakers for Thelma and flipflops for Louise and came across the new, trendy Skeletoes made by Fila. If you have not seen these things, they are like finger socks for your feet except they are shoes! I first came across these when I saw them on [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Video streaming Oscar’s bowel movements??? Really???
By Jane on November 29, 2009
Oscar has this unique way of sitting. It always looks like he’s ready to take a dump. Lucy says it’s JUST the way he sits. Fine. But the dang thing FARTS ALOT so maybe he’s stopped up or something and sits like that because he’s constipated. Just a theory Lucy.
Category: Lucy Lu, Random Stuff
Queenie Quote: Queenie responds to the updated blog. LOL
By Jane on January 8, 2011
In response to my last posting on the updated blog about her response: “She funny. She not normal. She the same (pointing to her sister and mom of my cousin in Australia). The bot get on my nerbes.” Said with her funny broken Viet/Enlish accent. HAHA. Yes, she’s referring to me. I know you love [...]
Category: Random Stuff
CD Chaos makes this Jane flip her SHIZ.
By Jane on January 27, 2010
Dick LOVES music. He has a huge collection of CDs that started when he was a kid in Germany. Only, all of them were stuck in diaper boxes since our move back to Metropolis and have been there for the last five years. Dick got a wild hair in his butt was inspired to take [...]
Category: Dick, Ranting Jane
Jane flips her shiz. Oh I could just kill a man.
By Jane on June 17, 2010
We left off with Dick, smirking. There are no pictures of the following events but I will try to illustrate for you when applicable. I’m trying to let go of everything but with no sleep for almost two days, I’m definitely not in the mood for further BUTTON PUSHING. and Dick knows exactly which buttons [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
By Jane on December 12, 2009
Shockingly, I come to the sunny state of California to cold and rain. Cold doesn’t really mean cold. It means, cold for LA…which is only mild spring-like weather for everyone else. Today was cloudy with occassional rain, and totally blah blah blah. It feels like April showers weather and is around the same temperature. High is around 60F [...]
Category: Artsy Fartsy, Thru My Lens
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