Since the girls fell asleep while I was finishing up our Sponge Bob pumpkin, they were surprised to see that Mommy didn’t screw up the carving job. I’m glad my “customers” were happy with their order.
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Jane finally pops! Our baby has arrived!
By Jane on May 19, 2011
Introducing our new SON!!! I can’t tell you how over the moon we are that he has finally arrived. And because our family can’t do anything the “normal” way, it’s quite a story (to come). But first, I thought you would like to see him. At 6lbs 4 oz, 19 inches long and coming about [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Sade’s New Video: Babyfather. Just the nostalgia I was talking about!
By Jane on May 6, 2010
Yet another great video introduced by my beloved Perez. It’s SADE’S new video for her latest release, Babyfather. The song is SPECTACULAR! Before this Album, Soldier of Love, Sade had not released an album since her hit, Lovers Rock. I loved this album! Sade’s voice is EFFORTLESS, SOOTHING and ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. The video is also [...]
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
I could just kill a man, the video.
By Jane on June 17, 2010
No, I’m not going to post a video where I pummeling Dick. For those who have not heard the song…. -Jane, Cypress Hill Fan.
Category: Music to My Ears, Random Stuff, Videos
By Jane on September 14, 2009
“I know what fertilize means! It means to put trash in it.” -Louise (I think she’s referring to compost. LOL)
Category: Kwik Kwotes, Random Stuff
Song of the Day: Rihanna’s new single: Only Girl.
By Jane on October 14, 2010
Rihanna (the real one, not my cousin) just released a new single called ONLY GIRL and the beats are FANTABULOUS! You will be hearing this one at the clubs fo sho! Such a jammin’ song. My new fave song of the moment!! I love colors of the video. Very visually stimulating. And you know how [...]
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
Jane’s Maternity Wear: Trashy Preggar.
By Jane on April 12, 2011
I wanted to do something a little different for a maternity shoot so I asked Lucy to help me out. Trashy preggar was the theme. I SQUEEZED myself into this tight little black, stretchy dress that has been in my closet for the last 15 years. Okay so my mom would DIE if she saw [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
What’s that in the distance???
By Jane on May 4, 2010
On our way to dinner, I see something in the distance in the middle of the road. I’m squinting…what is that??? We near it and immediately recognize it… LOL. Anyone missing a MUFFLER??? Trust me, you’ll know if you did. -Jane, Finder of Muffler.
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on July 30, 2010
I was at Starbucks the other day with June and ran into a good friend of Dick’s, VINNY. Dick has known him from 15+ years ago. I used to run into him here all the time but it looks like he takes his coffee to go now. A super funny Persian guy in his 40s who [...]
Category: Random Stuff
My Daddy got pulled over for shaving in the car?
By Jane on November 18, 2009
This is related to the story of how we had to pick up Dick from the airport and how he missed his flight due to additional “random” security checks? Click HERE if you haven’t read it yet. Anyway, Dick was pulled aside by TSA airport security and was surprised because he had actually shaved his beard this [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
My $12 Goodwill Dress. This summer dress has been WINTERIZED.
By Jane on February 22, 2010
As I posted the other day, I recently found a really nice dress at Goodwill. The dress was still brand new, with tags with an original price tag of $72. However, I get it for the fabulous price of $12! Considering it’s winter and this is more of a summer dress, I was kinda bummed [...]
Category: Smashin' Fashion
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You gotta know when you hold em’.
By Jane on September 20, 2011
You know how whenever you go to the casino there are a bunch of Asians? They’re probably Vietnamese. For some reason, Viet people love to gamble. At least some of them. Well, it’s because we start them young. Haha. Just kidding. We do not gamble. I am not a fan of gambling. I can count on [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on August 27, 2010
Every once in a while, I like to go to the auction to check out the cars. Dick usually does it but I like to see what’s there and test drive them. I thought that Eminem, being a young man, would enjoy seeing all the different cars. He did. AUDI When we check out cars, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
We head to the public market…where the funnel cakes and hot dogs is all that catches my attention.
By Jane on August 17, 2011
During coffee with Lucy (and watching her super brilliant Oscar get his momma to give him a treat even if he didn’t have to obey her command…that was genius.) I had remembered that my mom told me they had taken an old run down mall and turned it into a public market but I couldn’t [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane uses the rest of the chalkboard paint on the garage door.
By Jane on April 29, 2010
Because I still have some chalkboard paint left, I decided to paint the garage door of our “multipurpose room” with it. It’s white and boring and ugly. I outline the edges with a thin brush.
Category: Do It Yourself
A great natural substitute for your eye make-up remover.
By Jane on September 12, 2011
Whenever I get out of the shower or pool, and because I don’t use waterproof mascara, I look like a scary mess. My kids tell me all the time, “Mommy, you look scary today.” Thank you dahling! That’s me, Scary-Mary Jane. Mascara doesn’t come off very well, even when you use soap. You have to [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on July 12, 2011
Thelma, being almost 10 and anti-pink/anti-girly, no longer plays with her Build-a-Bear. Well, that is, until recently, she discovered that the same clothes may fit her unsuspecting little brother. Little Benz sitting innocently and happily. Now look at him. He’s horrified. “Why sissy, why?!?!?” Not a happy camper. He no likey-likey. Then the other day, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Pregnancy Craving for TCBY causes Jane to nearly open a can of WHOOP ASS on Dick.
By Jane on March 22, 2011
I was out running errands with Dick the other day when I spot a TCBY. What joy! I’m ECSTATIC because the one by my house has closed down since the sprouting of newer, trendier frozen yogurt shops like Menchi’s. Menchi’s is okay but this Jane loves me some TCBY and prefers it. Guess that’s why [...]
Getting our imagination on at the Imaginon.
By Jane on January 27, 2012
The girls love coming to Gotham City. It’s a change of environment. We’re in the hustle and bustle of a bigger city and because we’re uptown, we get to enjoy urban, city life. I like that we get a taste of both the “country” (I put that in quotes because it’s not like we’re roughin’ [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Dick braves riding the Greyhound. We need high speed rails in the US people!
By Jane on October 15, 2009
Dick has to go to Gotham City to pick up another car. He decides at the last minute to do this and so airfare is ridiculous. With no other options, he decides to brave the Greyhound. I am fearful because just last year, I read this horrible story about an innocent bus-riding young man who gets [...]
Healthy Lunch: Tuna Fish Sandwiches.
By Jane on August 29, 2010
We love tuna fish at our house. Tuna is a great source for Omega 3s and aside, from the mayo, it’s pretty healthy…even then, you can use LESS mayo. Remember how I like to make the Tuna Sushi for the girls? They also like tuna fish sandwiches, where I substitute regular mayo for the Japanese [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess
