I started dying my hair when I was in college. I HATED my original hair color and wanted look different so started coloring my hair. It’s been all kinds of crazy shades of black, brown, red, orange, and even blond highlights. Although I used to get it professionally done, this is extremely pricey for one [...]
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“Mommy, why do we have to shop on eBay?”
By Jane on November 16, 2009
The other day, on our way somewhere (I can’t remember where. The pregnancy amnesia never seemed to go away.), Louise was hassling me for some ice skates now that she is taking lessons. Before, she hardly ever wanted to go ice skating but now that I’ve been taking the time to help her, she’s gained a [...]
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Louise gets sick on her Birthday. We make it up by going to Cracker Barrel.
By Jane on March 18, 2010
SUCKS TO BE SICK ON YOUR BIRTHDAY Louise has been counting down to her birthday since the beginning of the year. It’s crazy how much kids anticipate these things. Sadley, on the VERY DAY of her birthday, she had a horrible cough, high fever, complained of stomach pains and was breathing very strangely. Short pants [...]
By Jane on February 25, 2010
Ya’ll know how this Jane likes a made bed. I guess I can say at least he tried. Whatever. Hmmpphhhh. -Jane, Wife of Non-Bed-Making Dick
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The girls enjoy the fall leaves.
By Jane on October 29, 2010
The girls are superexcited that there are enough leaves on the ground at CHEZ FANNY & FREDDIE (the grandparents) so they can make a HUGE pile and jump in it. Thelma is using some kind of rod to push the leaves together. I guess it’s working okay.
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Jane’s Maternity Wear: Little black dress and leg warmers.
By Jane on March 4, 2011
So, I’m still trying to make use of my current closet and have been lazy to go out and look for more maternity clothes. On this day, I decided to wear some leggings and my summer sleeveless & black-less black dress, which looks like this… These pictures are from a very crazy (but fun…except not [...]
Category: Just Jane, Pregnant Jane
JANE IS SUPER ANGRY! FORGET PRISON, LET’S CASTRATE!!!
By Jane on April 10, 2010
Hearing HORRIFIC, SENSELESS stories like these PAINS ME SO MUCH and makes me SOOOOOOO ANGRY!!! It is reported that a 12-year old girl has died of INTERNAL BLEEDING after having sex with her MUCH OLDER HUSBAND (twice her age) three days before. TWELVE YEARS OLD! What the FUCK is a 24-year old man doing with [...]
Category: Ranting Jane
By Jane on January 18, 2011
Head on over to The Waffle Ho if you’re a Waffle Ho. -Jane, Occasional Waffle Ho.
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Aston Martin Rapide: Talk about a sport sedan.
By Jane on April 22, 2012
While we were walking around LA, we spotted this gorgeous Aston Martin. It looks like a Vanquish or DB9. But, as we kept walking and took a closer look, we realized that it was a sedan called the Rapide! Just absolutely gorgeous! The doors are so inconspicuous that the rear doors simply melt into the [...]
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Thelma wants to revert back to the MOHAWK DAYS.
By Jane on March 16, 2010
Thelma has been begging me to cut her hair again…She’s missing her mo-hawk days. This was two years ago. Girlfriend is SUPER-FIERCE with her HAWK. I wish I could rock a HAWK but this Jane’s head is too big for that. Dick would agree, I’m sure. However, it’s still too cold now and I want [...]
Category: Do It Yourself, Thelma & Louise
Potential blood clot causes THIRD BALL.
By Jane on August 17, 2010
Dick’s “member” has now ceased swelling and is looking more normal. Except, there is now a THIRD ball. Jes, a turd ball! (That was for my dear sis. She can appreciate the humor in it.) After doing a lot of research online, Dick thinks it could be a blood clot. My entire family now knows [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on July 21, 2010
I saw this beautiful Vintage Motorcyle while walking around Queenie’s neighborhood. It just looked PICTURE PERFECT sitting on this old front porch. I don’t know what kind this is but I love the RETRO look of it. Is that a couch cushion being used as a seat though? Although I love it, I just love [...]
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By Jane on March 3, 2011
This girl is ferocious when it comes to loose teeth. As soon as one starts to wiggle just a bit, she’s in there twisting and turning it! Meanwhile I’m shrilling in disgust! I’m talking about Louise, previously known as my METH HEAD when she lost her two front teeth. Girlfriend will fidget with that thing [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
By Jane on May 22, 2011
It’s taking me a bit to write the story of his birth but it’s coming, I promise. I have to get the details just right cause this is a story that will be passed in our family from generation to generation. In the meantime, here are some pictures of when we were at the hospital. [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Recipe – Persian Rice w/ Beef & Green Beans (Loobia Polow)
By Jane on September 11, 2009
Loobia (green bean) Polow (rice) is a SUPER-yummy Persian dish that combines fragrant Basmati rice with a green bean tomato stew infused with lots of great taste and flavor. I learned how to cook Persian food from my lovely Mother-in-Law. She is infamous in her family for being a fantastic cook and so to keep it [...]
Category: Cooking Jane, Faves
A clean kitchen and good wine is a must.
By Jane on October 12, 2009
Cooking when the kitchen is dirty is just not fun. I just emptied the dishwasher, put away more dirty dishes, cleaned off the counters, have my wine and NOW I’m ready to cook! Anyone else must start off with a clean slate before a new mess is made? -Jane, Must-be-Clean Cook
Category: Cooking Jane, Random Stuff
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