I just discovered that I am also a poet. I found this poem I wrote in my newly found GREEN INDEX CARD HOLDER. Written probably about some boy I had a crush on. I must have thought the poem was pretty good otherwise I wouldn’t have taped it to this lovely green piece of construction [...]
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By Jane on May 22, 2011
It’s taking me a bit to write the story of his birth but it’s coming, I promise. I have to get the details just right cause this is a story that will be passed in our family from generation to generation. In the meantime, here are some pictures of when we were at the hospital. [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Now that’s GANGSTA! Mini Daddy Adrianisto – El Nino Mas Bonito
By Jane on February 26, 2010
Just got this from my favorite Gossip Gangsta, Perez. Except, this kid totally OUT-GANGSTAs Perez. He’s AWESOME and SO DANG CUTE! I bet this kid has been pinched alot in his day. BITE-ABLE, just BITE-ABLE! -Gangsta Jane.
Category: Random Stuff
Family from LA, Austrailia, and Toronto visit us in Metropolis.
By Jane on March 23, 2010
As I said, I have a ton of family visiting me. My cousin, M.I.A., is visiting from Australia. The last time I saw her was 20 years ago when I was 15 and she was 5. Here we are at Niagara Falls. It’s 1989 and yes, I had permed hair back then and stone washed [...]
Category: Family
Dogs: The latest accessory and social magnet.
By Jane on May 19, 2010
People have dogs for companionship but lately, dogs have become kind of like an accessory and social magnet. Right beside the fountain of geysers where we were splashing around in the water is a field where many people like to come to kick around a ball, throw a frisbee, toss a baseball, or many people [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Fanny Mae giving the boys at Best Buy a hard time.
By Jane on November 18, 2010
My mom (Fanny Mae) being a Chemical Engineer, is exceptionally thorough…down to the most minute details. Fanny Mae is looking to replace her internet router, which she has had for many many years and now needs to be replace it because it’s died. She’s at Best Buy, talking to one of the sales guys and asks so [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane, scissor sistah, breaks out the shears again. This time on Taylor.
By Jane on August 30, 2010
My cousin Taylor has this incredibly LONG and THICK hair. She was looking for a change so I helped her out. Sometimes long and straight is kinda boring. We take quite a bit off. Those who choose to use me to cut their hair do so at their own risk as I have no formal [...]
Category: Random Stuff
My Cinderella Girls working hard to clean their room.
By Jane on December 30, 2010
After we get the old bed out, there’s still plenty of cleaning to do prior to moving in and setting up the new beds. The girls reminded me of this phrase that I’ve must have repeated before, “It always gets worse before it gets better Mommy!” Yep, true dat, girls. But I’ve trained these girls [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Did that Truck just run over a bunch of chickens?? No, it’s just FUZZY/FURRY trim. WTF???
By Jane on April 20, 2010
I was at the gas station getting gas when an SUV pulls up. I thought for a minute my lasered eyes were failing me because the car looked kinda BLURRY DIRTY but when I finally confirmed that indeed my vision was PERFECT, I realized that the truck was not dirty but FUZZY WUZZY. WTF are [...]
Category: Cars, Random Stuff
Shakira comes over and we have Persian fish with Persian dirty rice.
By Jane on December 2, 2011
My friend, Shakira, has been dying to meet Benz. I’ve known her as long as I’ve known Dick cause she was actually there the night we met and was with Dick and his friends at the same International Party I was at. Shakira keeps telling me that she’s going to kidnap my boy. So, over the [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Blast to the Past: Speaking of Cousin MIA, we had quite a summer.
By Jane on February 16, 2011
Since I was thinking of MIA because she had sent my kids that great Mind Blowing Science Kit, I was going through my old posts of her and realized, we did quite a bit this summer! 1. We hung out with the fam and I took you to the Country Bar. 2. You left to travel [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Aston Martin Rapide: Talk about a sport sedan.
By Jane on April 22, 2012
While we were walking around LA, we spotted this gorgeous Aston Martin. It looks like a Vanquish or DB9. But, as we kept walking and took a closer look, we realized that it was a sedan called the Rapide! Just absolutely gorgeous! The doors are so inconspicuous that the rear doors simply melt into the [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on April 5, 2010
Yes, my family is the craziest funniest group of people I know. Loves them. Here’s some pics of Lucy and my cousin from Toronto, Eminem, duking it out.
Category: Family, Random Stuff
Hanging with our besties at the pool.
By Jane on July 30, 2011
We brave the weather and head to the pool with our besties despite it being a stormy, rainy day. June Cleaver and her kids come hang with us for a few hours. And here’s Fanny Mae, hanging with Benz as usual. And actually, without the sun, we don’t have to worry [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on September 18, 2010
Lowes has this great program for kids every other Saturday…all year round, where the kids can come build something. They hold a “workshop” where the kids can come and play carpenter for a day. It’s like a dream come true for me because if I haven’t mentioned it before, and Lucy is rolling her eyes [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
Fall flowers for your blah day…
By Jane on October 10, 2009
There’s still some flowers around even though it’s fall. Enjoy. A SHADE OF RED. Dahlia. Still alive with blossoms. A SHADE OF GREEN. Pink Chrysanthamums. These are perrenials, which for those who lack the green thumb, means they come back every year by themselves. In fact, they multiply like mad and have taken over my [...]
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