Fun with Jane & Dick

We often use my parents house as our local convenience store. Whenever we run out of toilet paper or paper towels and are lazy to run to the store, we just head over to Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac’s house. Today, we got eggs (from my parents’ chickens but recycling Eggland’s Best container), a roll of [...]

It’s been a while since I had a Jane Rant (last one was to rant about the way Dick eats his corn on the cob)  I guess it’s my loving, pleasing, wonderful personality beaming through and not my other bitchy personality. Ha! Bitchy Jane usually comes out when school starts (ugh). The kids are just as [...]

So, now that we’ve sold my super sweet S500, check out my NEW OLD ride! It’s a 1988 Super-Pimp Suburban! I know it doesn’t look like something I would drive but I actually love it! It’s my Swagger Wagon. Actually, do you remember in Kill Bill, how Uma had the Pussy Wagon? This is MY [...]

You know how I always complain about Dick’s lateness? Remember, it’s the reason we gave birth to our son in the car? It annoys me greatly but a lot of times, and you know how much I hate to admit this, it’s also been a blessing that we’ve been late. Giving birth to my son [...]

Do you remember when I said that I met this lady at the park and she had locked herself out of her car? (Click HERE for the story.) Well, her and her girls sat in my car while they waited for a ride. So, we chatted while she was in the car. I find out [...]

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