Curious, I asked Louise about Thelma’s upcoming birthday. “So, what do you want to get Thelma for her birthday?” “I don’t know. Well…there is ONE thing …” “What is it?”
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Dreams of going cross-country with the kids: Premature RV shopping.
By Jane on April 26, 2010
Believe it or not this Jane wants to buy an RV and go across the GREAT USofA with the family on an extended trip. I don’t want to wait until I’m too old to enjoy everything! I wanna do it now, while I can enjoy it with my family! And by extended, I mean more [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on July 12, 2011
When little man wants his boobie, he pretty much wants it NOW. And to avoid a total meltdown when I’m at the store, occasionally, I have to take a break. So, if you ever see me just hanging out in the back seat of my car, it’s NOT because of any backseat shenanigans other than me [...]
Category: Random Stuff
SOME people just can’t follow the RULES.
By Jane on April 14, 2010
You see the sign? KEEP OFF ROCKS. ALL of those people must have just missed it when they stepped over the chain and walked right passed the sign, onto the ROCKS. Later I realize that “ALL” those people were my friend, JUNE CLEAVER (pink hat), fishing with her family! GOTCHA! June, don’t you know they [...]
Category: Random Stuff
When someone JUST falls asleep, DO NOT BOTHER them, unless you want a new hole torn in your ass.
By Jane on March 19, 2010
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! When someone I JUST falls asleep, DO NOT BOTHER them me, unless you want a new hole torn in your ass!!! (Dick!) So, I’m extremely tired from being up the night before, getting minimal sleep, running around, hanging out with family and friends…up since 6:30 with no naps in between. I know, hard [...]
Category: Jane Rant
By Jane on October 3, 2009
It seems this last year we’ve had lots of visitors and when they visit, we usually chill on my back porch, play ping pong or go biking or all of the above. So, my latest visitor was my Cousin and his son, Dumbledore, who I call my cousin too because it’s so hard to remember [...]
Category: Just Jane, Random Stuff
Tryin on clothes at Kohls, boobie cleavage, and blockage in customer service.
By Jane on June 7, 2010
Lucy Lu, my dear sister is in town to visit. Good thing because I was all depressed about J Lo, Will and Carlton leaving us. Of course, I’ll be sad again when Lucy leaves but whatever, can’t think about that now. So, we go to Kohl’s because I need to return some swimming goggles that I [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
By Jane on January 31, 2011
A little while back, I stopped using lotions. Any kind of lotions…for the hands, body, face, suntan/block lotions. I just don’t use them anymore. Why? Well, it started years ago when I was reading that book that book, Natural Cures by Kevin Trudeau. And actually, that book is not really that great of a book, but the one [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Your Daily Osho: The Real Robbers…Doubt, suspicion, fear.
By Jane on February 19, 2011
If you haven’t watched the movie Akeelah and the Bee, you absolutely MUST! In it, there is a special quote about FEAR…How our biggest fear is not failure, but SUCCESS! We are the ones who let ourselves be paralyzed by our fears (which are based on nothing but thoughts…not on facts.). Here’s the quote from [...]
Category: EVERYDAY OSHO
My Dick Costs a Late Night Fee…
By Jane on October 29, 2009
If you have seen Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, then you know this song. It’s got a fantastic beat and it’s HIGHlarious. When I listen to music, most of the time I’m paying attention to the beats. So… WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! It contains adult material so if you are easily offended, do NOT [...]
Category: Dick
Wasp problem turns into an inadvertant beheading.
By Jane on November 29, 2009
It seems like we are seeing more and more of the wasps in our house. Remember when Thelma and Louise went hunting for their nest? (Click HERE). They were unsuccessful and therefore, we still don’t know where the wasps are coming from. But, every time the girls see one, they’re frantic and ready for me [...]
Category: Random Stuff
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Your Daily Osho: Retrospective Wisdom. It’s worthless! No one will listen to an insane person.
By Jane on February 1, 2011
Ohhh, this is SO hard to do…being aware when you’re at your angriest! At least it was for me. I remember the days when I would get so angry at Dick about “things” and would just lash out at him. I’d bring up everything from the past even though it wasn’t relevant, and it would [...]
Category: EVERYDAY OSHO
My Abstract Photography: Inspired by Photographer Tom McDaniel
By Jane on December 4, 2009
I was inspired a while back after having an immensely talented photographer, Tom McDaniel, come over to my house for dinner. Tom is in an incredibly talented artist who opened my eyes to a new and different kind photography…ABSTRACT Photography. I LOVE LOVE LOVE Tom’s work. The colors are absolutely AMAZING!!!
Category: Artsy Fartsy, Thru My Lens
By Jane on February 2, 2011
The girls are crazy about their daddy and whenever he travels, we all miss him dearly. The girls leave messages on his dry erase board to show how much they’ve missed him. They also know how to write their names in Persian. -Jane, Mommy to Thelma and Louise.
Category: Thelma & Louise
Grocery shopping with a baby carrier.
By Jane on July 6, 2011
I had forgotten how going grocery shopping with a baby carrier leaves no room for actual groceries. You in there Benz??? I could use a baby carrier, as I’ve seen some women do, but the baby is asleep and I don’t want to wake him. I know I’m always talking about eating healthy but it [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Queenie Quote: Queenie responds to the updated blog. LOL
By Jane on January 8, 2011
In response to my last posting on the updated blog about her response: “She funny. She not normal. She the same (pointing to her sister and mom of my cousin in Australia). The bot get on my nerbes.” Said with her funny broken Viet/Enlish accent. HAHA. Yes, she’s referring to me. I know you love [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Giving our guests the bike tour: Movies, Starbucks, Greenway.
By Jane on March 23, 2011
The weather was perfect for biking so we decided to give our guests the bike tour, as we do with many of our guests. Like when Lucy went with Oscar, or when I went biking in my 4-inch heels, or when we went with the cousins around the suburbs or to get some burgers. Luckily, with [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Convenience shopping at Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac’s.
By Jane on October 27, 2010
We were out of eggs and rather than going to the grocery store and have to get dressed, drive, park, walk all the way to the back the store, get my eggs, possibily get distracted and buy a million other things, come back to the front, wait in line, check out, pay, find and walk to [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on August 27, 2011
With my sister-in-law in town, what else do we do but have COFFEE. And although I go to Starbucks for my me-time and don’t like to bring the kids, Benz is still a baby and mostly sleeps. Plus, Dick would be in a panic if Benz started to cry. He would call me or text [...]
Category: Random Stuff
I get a loaner while getting a car inspected. Testing out the Lexus IS250!!!
By Jane on April 25, 2011
The other day I had to take a Lexus in to get a 46-point inspection done on it. Not having the time to wait around for it, I asked Lexus to give me a loaner…and boy did they! Lexus gave me a choice of either a RX (the small SUV) or the ES (mid-size sedan) or [...]
Category: Cars
Forgiveness Update: The King and I
By Jane on September 11, 2010
It seems I do have a good one…when he wants to be. I already know this. But of course, in the midst of controversy and filled with anger, one easily forgets. I’m still not sure if he realizes what it is that he’s done, you know how men are. Many times, it lasts only so long [...]
Category: Random Stuff
