I’m sitting outside…guess where…yes, Starbucks. I see two male teenagers sitting in their car, ready to leave to get to their next destination. Teenboy 1 to teenboy 2: “Dude, do you mind going thru the drive-thru of Chick-fil-a for a sec?… …Oh fuck! It’s Sunday, dude. They’re closed.” Now, how many of you have said [...]
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By Jane on November 28, 2010
Ok, so I’m going out of order so I could post the Thanksgiving pictures. Back to when we were in Gotham City. As I mentioned, our studio condo is only about 500 sq. ft. so there’s hardly room to move around yet play. However, my girls are able to transcend all that and still have a [...]
Category: Family, Random Stuff
Reasonable Ron’s AGAIN: This time, it’s just me and the girls.
By Jane on May 8, 2010
As I mentioned, the Lexus we just got needs two tires replaced. However, when we went to have them changed, we discovered that the LOCK KEY for the WHEELS is missing. So, I have to pick one up at Lexus first. This key is necessary because one of the lug nuts is a different size…used [...]
Category: Cars, Random Stuff
Arts and Crafts with Jane, Thelma & Louise: Crayon-coloring Artists.
By Jane on October 15, 2009
The girls and I love arts and crafts. My cousin brought over a Disney Princess coloring book for the girls (Thanks sweetie!) and we decided that’s what we were going to do today. I LOVE LOVE LOVE to color. It’s so relaxing and meditational…one of my absolutely favorite things to do as a kid (and [...]
Category: Family, Thelma & Louise
Non-playful, lazy mom Jane watches as the Dads play with the girls.
By Jane on July 7, 2011
With Mr. Bean and his kids in town visiting, this time we thought we would show them a little bit of downtown Metropolis. Remember I don’t leave my bubble often but in the summer, we like to venture out and take the kids downtown sometimes for some water fun. THE PLAYGROUND First we started [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on September 26, 2009
My little fashionistas’ and their choices in making a statement… Mom has nothing to do with these ensembles. They are in full charge of how they dress.
Category: Smashin' Fashion, Thelma & Louise
LANDLORDS BEWARE: Craigslist scam targeting landlords.
By Jane on August 11, 2010
I get SO MANY of these e-mails where someone PRETENDS to be interested in an ad that I’ve posted to rent one of my properties. I’ve compiled a list of typical things a scammer will tell you in their email. CRAIGSLIST RENTAL SCAM CHECKLIST: Usually, they are some kind of FOREIGNER who writes in somewhat [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Mommy sacrifices warmth so the family’s buns can stay warm while watching a night soccer game.
By Jane on November 3, 2010
Since it was the last game of the season, and since the family has SOCCER FEVER, we decide to take the girls to a night game. I’m exhausted, and a cold weather hater, but I tag along anyway because this is a family affair…and it would not be complete without ME! But, being my absent minded cold weather [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Trader Joe’s Italian Dinner in 30 minutes. Tapenade Pasta, Sardines, and Salad.
By Jane on February 19, 2010
Since Dick and I were arguing about making the bed, there was no time to make dinner. So, I just threw some pasta together…you can get all the exact ingredients (for the major stuff) in this recipe at TRADER JOE’S. We discovered this great tapenade pasta one day while shopping at Trader Joe’s where they [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess
Carrie Prejean: Can you just SHUT your mouth???
By Jane on November 12, 2009
Girlfriend is trying to milk her 15 minutes to the core. After losing Ms. USA, the girl can’t seem to keep her ridiculously unintelligent mouth shut. In an interview Wednesday night with Larry King Live, she accused Larry of being “inappropriate” for asking why she decided to settle with the MS. USA pageant after suing [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on April 8, 2011
After the co-op, we rushed to bring Thelma to the training academy she attends. Louise and I decided to be out in the sun, rather than sit in the car and wait, so that we can get our Vitamin D and enjoy the beautiful weather. Kids never get sick of bubbles. And look, Louise found [...]
Category: Random Stuff
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By Jane on May 22, 2011
It’s taking me a bit to write the story of his birth but it’s coming, I promise. I have to get the details just right cause this is a story that will be passed in our family from generation to generation. In the meantime, here are some pictures of when we were at the hospital. [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on August 9, 2010
Yes, I sometimes take pics of ROADKILL. Remember the other skunk and possum? This one is not as graphic. Poor thing looked so cute. Didn’t smell as cute though. Please use Pepe as a reminder that life is not guaranteed and anything can happen in the split of a second. Now go out and live [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on September 26, 2009
Fanny Mae found a $5 dollar bill laying on a table. I’ve seen this same five dollar bill laying around as well and was contemplating taking it if I saw it laying there much longer. Well, Fanny Mae beat me to it. But as soon as Fanny Mae was about to pocket it, Louise now [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Chinese Mom backpedals after controversial Wall Street Journal article.
By Jane on January 19, 2011
It seems Amy Chua, that militant Chinese lady who wrote the article for the Wall Street Journal “Why Chinese Mothers are Superior”, got quite the backlash at her uber-extreme strict rules for raising children and why she thinks Chinese (and moreso Asian) kids are “more successful” than Western kids. Click HERE for my comments on her [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on November 13, 2009
Miso soup is one of our family’s favorite soup to eat and we always order it when we eat sushi. It’s super healthy, super good, and super easy to make. This is a fast soup to make. Once the water boils, it’s just a matter of adding the ingredients and serving. No waiting for it [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess
We head to the public market…where the funnel cakes and hot dogs is all that catches my attention.
By Jane on August 17, 2011
During coffee with Lucy (and watching her super brilliant Oscar get his momma to give him a treat even if he didn’t have to obey her command…that was genius.) I had remembered that my mom told me they had taken an old run down mall and turned it into a public market but I couldn’t [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Enjoying the warm weather: A pier and simple park with a great lake view.
By Jane on February 23, 2010
Since the weather was around 60F and sunny, we took full advantage. Along with my parents Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac (not pictured because they’re walking laps around the track), we head with the kids and the dogs to a simple yet beautiful park and a most fabulous PIER. I love piers!
Category: Family
Finally Jane sees a celebrity: Another Jane…Lynch from Glee at Urth Cafe.
By Jane on January 11, 2010
It’s our last day in LA and we had just spent the night at Lucy and Martha’s house. We wake up and decide to go to Urth Cafe AGAIN for breakfast. Yes, if they had one in Metropolis, I would be a regular there as well. Lucy, Martha and the girls head over there first [...]
Category: Just Jane, Lucy Lu, Thelma & Louise
By Jane on June 10, 2011
I’m not sure if I told you guys this, but added to my list of “skillz” is eyebrow plucker. I tweeze my brows cause I don’t have enough to wax. Neither does my sister Lucy. This last time when Lucy was in town visiting me, I mentioned, as I often need to: “Ummmm, ju brows [...]
Category: Lucy Lu, Random Stuff
Need to relax? Candle therapy is the best!
By Jane on May 10, 2010
This Jane LOVES candles. They’re so romantic and great for relaxing. I especially love using tea lights. All my candles are placed in STRATEGIC locations for a specific overall DESIRED look and feel, highlighting particular things.
Category: Random Stuff
