Dick, Mamma F, J Lo and friends go out on Christmas to The Abbey, known as one of the best gay clubs and is down the street from where Lucy lives. I went the Abbey last time I was in LA and decided not to go out this time because I’m lazy, it’s cold and [...]
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My Daddy got pulled over for shaving in the car?
By Jane on November 18, 2009
This is related to the story of how we had to pick up Dick from the airport and how he missed his flight due to additional “random” security checks? Click HERE if you haven’t read it yet. Anyway, Dick was pulled aside by TSA airport security and was surprised because he had actually shaved his beard this [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
A match for my New Year’s frame.
By Jane on January 15, 2012
We had so much fun painting on New Year’s that I decided to make a match for the first frame. The girls wanted to paint something else as well. So as they painted, I made a mate for my frame. I likes! Now where to put them! -Jane, Ah-Tiste.
Category: Random Stuff
Right song + Wrong timing = Embarrassing Moment.
By Jane on November 25, 2009
June Cleaver and I became good friends when Thelma was in public school for Kindergarten. One of the few good things that came out of that. June and I connected right away being that June is also an exceptional artist, she’s groovy, down-to-earth and unpretentious…she’s not your typical “Mommy” and isn’t phased by some of [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
Texts from Vietnam: Already torturous getting everyone together.
By Jane on January 3, 2011
Texts that I have received from Lucy while she and the rest of my family are in Vietnam: Dec. 25, 2010 Already torturous getting everyone together. This cracks me up. This is like her second day in Vietnam. My aunt, Queen Latifa and my other aunt from Australia (w/husband) are there with Lucy. And, my [...]
Category: Lucy Lu
Jane: Possible Pimp-tress of Rides???
By Jane on February 10, 2010
WHAT IS DICK DOING? Seems like I’m doing all the work while we’re in Gotham City? Well, yes, I’d like to think so but actually, I have to give Dick “some” credit. While I’m slaving away, scrubbing nastiness, Dick is running around trying to finalize the purchase and transport of a new car. We’ve bought [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Looks like I’m not the only one in need of a workout…
By Jane on December 13, 2009
I saw this in a boutique window in West Hollywood. Cute. Happy Holidays! -Jane, Needing to Lose Some Winter Weight
Category: Random Stuff
Biking to Five Guys for some burgers.
By Jane on October 13, 2010
Another beautiful day and we are going to SEIZE it! Actually, we’re hungry and decided to bike out back to our fave burger joint, FIVE GUYS burgers. We get sidetracked for a second when the girls decide they want to go inside the pet store to see if there are any puppies. Sorry, no puppies [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane, scissor sistah, breaks out the shears again. This time on Taylor.
By Jane on August 30, 2010
My cousin Taylor has this incredibly LONG and THICK hair. She was looking for a change so I helped her out. Sometimes long and straight is kinda boring. We take quite a bit off. Those who choose to use me to cut their hair do so at their own risk as I have no formal [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Birthday party takes a disappointing turn as storm hits Gotham City.
By Jane on April 20, 2011
We get to Gotham City and surprise Thelma and Louise’s friends, who did not know that we were coming. They were quite ecstatic to all be reunited together. They had so much fun chasing each other around. THE BIRTHDAY GIRLS THE PARTY The birthday party was held at this huge SPORTSPLEX that had everything for [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on December 18, 2010
The thing about the holidays is that there’s a bazillion more people out than usual and when in line, you’re surrounded by people. Everywhere you go there is a line that you need to wait in. I’m in line and this guy behind me is freaking breathing down my neck and standing WAY TOO CLOSE [...]
Category: Random Stuff
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Enjoying the warm weather: A pier and simple park with a great lake view.
By Jane on February 23, 2010
Since the weather was around 60F and sunny, we took full advantage. Along with my parents Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac (not pictured because they’re walking laps around the track), we head with the kids and the dogs to a simple yet beautiful park and a most fabulous PIER. I love piers!
Category: Family
Our first real swim meet…a very long one.
By Jane on July 1, 2011
It’s our first real swim meet of the season. The girls are excited because their best friends from Gotham City are here, you know…the ones where we had the meltdown in the parking lot? First are warm-ups. This is before all the chaos starts. Swim meets are usually pretty crowded. You have the swimmers and [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Drama ensues when the girls say good-bye to their friends.
By Jane on March 24, 2011
It’s the last day that our guests are in town and the girls are already dreading it from morning. Little did I know how bad it would get. HOMESCHOOL It’s a co-op day so I take all the kids to school together. Our co-op is awesome and our visitors can tag along with the girls [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
Swimming with jellyfish and squid.
By Jane on February 28, 2011
While at the Phu Quoc resort, the family decides to go for a swim in the lovely clear waters. Look how cute Queenie looks. Love the old-school bathing suit! The emerald waters are so clear and beautiful! I’m quite jealous. Love this picture of MIA’s parents. Look what my dad spots swimming amongst them…jelly fish! [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Are there Depends for pregnant women??? The Preggar-Pantiliner???
By Jane on December 15, 2010
Freakin-A. Someone needs to design some Depends or something for pregnant women. It needs to be called the Preggar Pantiliner. (I need to trademark that. Remember where you heard it first!) If you ever hear me sneeze one of my big karate-chop sneezes and then follow it with “Damn it!”, it’s because I’ve just peed [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Ice Skating in LA during winter in shorts and tee shirts???
By Jane on January 13, 2010
When we were in LA, Thelma was begging me to go ice skating like EVERY DAY. She missed it SO much. Around the corner from J Lo’s place was one of those small, temporary outdoor rinks they set up over the “winter” in her area. I don’t like these because usually the ice is really [...]
Category: Family, My Big Fat Persian Family, Thelma & Louise
By Jane on February 9, 2010
As I may have mentioned, one of the great benefits of homeschooling is that you can take it on the road. This is one of the main reasons why we homeschool.
Category: Homeschooling
The girls find fun in a sparse playroom at the local community center.
By Jane on December 7, 2010
Usually whenever we stay at our condo, the girls are always begging me to take them to the Community Center that is also right around the corner from our condo. So one day, we walk over there so they can play in this small playroom that they have there. The playroom used to have those [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
My Cinderella Girls working hard to clean their room.
By Jane on December 30, 2010
After we get the old bed out, there’s still plenty of cleaning to do prior to moving in and setting up the new beds. The girls reminded me of this phrase that I’ve must have repeated before, “It always gets worse before it gets better Mommy!” Yep, true dat, girls. But I’ve trained these girls [...]
Category: Random Stuff
It’s a robe and bunny slipper day!!
By Jane on March 28, 2011
So cold and blah!!! Brrrr!!!! Bunny slippers (and the fireplace) make it all better. -Jane, Robe and Bunny Slipper Donner.
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy, Random Stuff
