My sister, Lucy Lu, is in town for her birthday and her boyfriend, Ricky Ricardo, is joining us as well. Lucy is my bestest friend and I love her dearly. Lucy and I have this thing where we speak in different accents all the time. Sometimes Chinese, sometimes Mexican, German, Japanese, British, Indian, [...]
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Here I was thinking I was done with crying babies and dirty diapers.
By Jane on December 27, 2009
Thelma and Louise got the coveted Baby Whoopsie Doo that eats and then pees or poos by their dear auntie Lucy Lu. They are super-thrilled since they’ve been asking for these urinating and eliminating dolls for some time now.
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on December 12, 2009
Cali’s weather is unpredictable where it could be hot one day and cold the next so we have to pack an assortment of everything. Winter clothes are big and take up alot of space you know. (Is it officially winter yet?)
Category: Jane Rant
Inmates dancing to my new favorite Michael Jackson song!!!
By Jane on February 1, 2010
OMG, I was just telling you guys how Michael Jackson’s “They Don’t Really Care About Us” is my new favorite MJ song. I can’t get enough of it!! And AMAZINGLY, the prison in the Philippines has gotten its inmates to do some MAJOR SYNCHRONIZED DANCING to my new favorite song!!! AMAZING, AMAZING, AMAZING!! Performed by [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Homeschooling: Not for everyone but DEFINITELY for us!!
By Jane on September 14, 2009
I know there are people who are out there that are like, “Homeschool?!?!? How do your kids get the “social” part of school?” My response is…”Besides letting the kids out of their cage for about an hour a day to stretch out their legs, we occasionally take them to the local grocery store to see how other humans interact.”
Category: Homeschooling
Amidst rumors of a threesome with a prostitute, Beckham suing mad and “charitable”. I smell a spin.
By Jane on September 29, 2010
So I was on Perez (surprise, surprise) and the most recent story is: “Money From Beckham Prostitute-Lawsuit Will Go To Charity” If you didn’t know, Becks, being the HAWTNESS that he is (and only when he DOESN’T speak), is recently rumored to have had a THREESOME with a PROSTITUTE (Irma Nici). Of course, he’s TOTALLY [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Dreams of going cross-country with the kids: Premature RV shopping.
By Jane on April 26, 2010
Believe it or not this Jane wants to buy an RV and go across the GREAT USofA with the family on an extended trip. I don’t want to wait until I’m too old to enjoy everything! I wanna do it now, while I can enjoy it with my family! And by extended, I mean more [...]
Category: Random Stuff
A gorgeous, antique Mercedes 280 SL.
By Jane on May 6, 2010
We were on the interstate when we spotted this BEAUTIFUL Antique Mercedes 280 SL convertible. It’s GORGEOUS and looks WELL taken care of. I love the antique blue with the cream interior. This would be a car I wouldn’t mind having. Dick LOVES it. Wants one. Good thing we have the same taste. Mine is, [...]
Category: Cars
Huge fluffy snowflakes hit Metropolis!
By Jane on January 6, 2011
Out of nowhere and unexpectedly, Metropolis was hit with a HUGE, FLUFFY snow. The girls were so excited since we missed the big snow last year. Snowflakes the size of half-dollar coins were falling down on us like drops from Heaven. Not a great picture but this is the view when you look up. It [...]
Category: Family
Thelma and Louise Hock Their Art
By Jane on September 19, 2009
Thelma and Louise are being entrepreneurs again and are looking for their next opportunity to get their cute little hands on some hard-earned CASH. They know I love art and since I’m their only customer, they’ve targeted their product around this. ART! These little munchkins are hustlers man!
Category: Family, Thelma & Louise
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Our first snow this year! It WAS a Winter Wonderland in Metropolis!
By Jane on December 5, 2009
Thankfully, Thelma and Louise got to see some snow today. They were starting to think it didn’t exist. Metropolis doesn’t snow often but it used to. Growing up, I remember the snow coming up to my knees…albeit, my knees were closer to the ground then. Still, we got snow and it was always SUPER exciting [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Your first look at an $8 bill!!
By Jane on March 14, 2011
Louise is turning 8 this year and is in HIGH ANTICIPATION of her birthday. She’s been planning this since…well…last year. Except, Louise isn’t the only one in anticipation…so is Thelma. Thelma had an idea to make an $8 bill for Louise with her face on it, rather than some boring President. Cute idea! So, I [...]
Category: Artsy Fartsy, Thelma & Louise
Your daily Benz: Notorious B(enz).I.G.
By Jane on August 12, 2011
Sweet Benz was chillaxing in the pool in a floating device that my friend showed me he had for his baby. I got it at Target for $20 and it even has a cover that snaps in to shade him but I haven’t used it yet. We decided we needed a floaty because holding [...]
Category: Benz
Off to Gotham City for Business and Pleasure.
By Jane on April 16, 2011
It’s off to Gotham City for yet another trip of business AND pleasure. It’s always like that for us. There’s always work to be done but there’s also room for PLAY. You remember the girls’s friends who stayed with us for a few days and didn’t want to leave? Well, it was their birthday so we [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy, Family
By Jane on November 16, 2009
My 1.5 acre property has a massive amount of trees. I love it because I feel so much closer to nature yet I don’t have to live in the boonies away from civilization.
Category: Random Stuff
Garden Show: Blooms Day for Mother’s Day.
By Jane on May 13, 2011
One of my favorite things to do with my Mom is to go to Garden Shows together so it was really nice to be able to go to our local Blooms Day for Mother’s Day. Both my dad, Freddie Mac, and Dick opted out of this one. Go figure. The Garden Show is held on [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Immortal Technique…Dance with the Devil.
By Jane on February 18, 2010
This is one of my favorite underground rappers. I found him by accident many years ago and I just LOVE his stuff. He’s deep, provacative and one of the best rappers I have EVER heard. His beats are amazing perfect for his lyrics and his lyrics are thought-provoking, deep and graphic. Check out this song [...]
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
Headband Siblings. He works hard for his money!
By Jane on January 15, 2012
Flashback to Flashdance and the days of headbands. My girls never cease to want to embarrass and torture their little bro. He works hard for his money! So hard for it honey! He works hard for his money so you better treat him right! Poor thing. The lighting in this picture is not flattering for Benz’s [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Your Daily Osho: Choose Nature. Don’t be a loser.
By Jane on January 28, 2011
EVERDAY OSHO: CHOOSE NATURE Wherever you find that society is in conflict with nature, choose nature – whatever the cost. You will never be a loser. The thinking up to now has been that the individual exists for the society, that the individual has to follow what the society dictates. The individual has to fit [...]
Category: EVERYDAY OSHO
Dick in love with his Breville Elite Juicer. Organic carrot/apple juice coming up!
By Jane on January 4, 2011
Our Juiceman juicer that we’ve had forever died a few months now and Dick has been missing it greatly. Remember how I much I hated making the juice? (No? Click HERE.) I just didn’t like using that machine but I love the taste of carrot/apple juice. The health benefits are also unsurpassed, known to be [...]
Category: Dick
Tiger Woods teacher holds press conference. Another FAME WHORE seeking their 15 minutes.
By Jane on April 3, 2010
Tiger’s former GRADE SCHOOL teacher gave a press conference the other day and is demanding an apology. Woman, you need to get off your high horse and stop trying to cash in on your 15 MINUTES OF FAME! Now I’m not siding on the SERIAL CHEATER’S side but I think it’s ABSOLUTELY LAUGHABLE and RIDICULOUS [...]
Category: Videos