My lovely Thelma thought she would help her Mommy out and clean the bathroom. No, I did not force her…She totally did this out of her own will and the goodness of her sweet little heart. Actually, I wasn’t supposed to see any of this. Thelma wanted to surprise me. Thelma is wearing a vintage dress from [...]
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By Jane on August 14, 2010
Shortly after the one top tooth fell out, Louise yanked out the loose one that was next to it too! Girlfriend is INSANE! Every time I see that big gap in the front it reminds me of a METH HEAD or CRACK HEAD. Just sayin’! I think it’s thuper-cute. LOL! Cutest meth head I’ve ever [...]
Category: Faves, Thelma & Louise
A foggy / sunny Monday Morning.
By Jane on January 18, 2010
I woke up this morning to a lovely fog AND sunshine. It’s a great start to a beautiful Monday. I can only say that though because I don’t have to do the 9-5 like other people. I used to HATE Mondays. THE BACKYARD You know how the first thing you do when you wake up [...]
Category: Music to My Ears, Thru My Lens, Videos
By Jane on October 3, 2009
OMG, do my eyes deceive me??? Kate Gosselin…is that you??!?!??! Where are your EIGHT kids??? While at my usual hangout, I was surprised when I thought I saw Kate Gosselin. The Kate Gosselin-Mom-Look-a-Like was a mom sporting the Kate Gosselin doo. The reality show, super-mom of two sets of multiples has reached new celebrity heights [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Co-sleeping: People do it but just don’t talk about it. Dangerous or natural?
By Jane on February 7, 2012
All of my babies co-sleep/co-slept with me. For some reason this is considered taboo but actually, people are in the closet on this subject and just don’t talk about it. However, I was pleasantly surprised to find that some of my friends do co-sleep with their kids. I’m not a sleep expert nor am I a doctor [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Wanting a NATURAL child birth and research on the risks/side effects of inductions.
By Jane on May 24, 2011
Before I get to our birthing story, some background as to how we wanted to see this birth through. MY FIRST TWO PREGNANCIES Being pregnant nearly eight years after my last child and ten since the birth of my first…it was like starting over again. However, this time around I feel a little old and [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
We break in June’s new crib for Halloween: Great food, great friends.
By Jane on November 2, 2011
For Halloween, we went over to my friend and partner in crime, June Cleaver’s new house. You may remember, we spent last Halloween together too. June is in the midst of making some of her super yummy Chicken Bacon Chowder and Cheddar Biscuits. Also here is Confuscia, a dear friend that I met through Benz [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Toyota Celica decked out with aftermarket body kit. Nice!
By Jane on March 3, 2010
I spotted this pimp car the other day. A green Toyota Celica, suited up with a great body kit. You almost can’t even tell it’s a Celica. Nice!! -Jane, Sports Car Fan.
Category: Cars
Thelma bakes cookies with a different “mom” for modeling.
By Jane on November 6, 2010
Thelma got called in for a modeling job to play a child making cookies with Mommy. Sadly, I was not the Mommy. I brought Louise too because well, I didn’t have anyone to watch her. What’s a mom to do? THE STUDIO The studio we were shooting in was stocked full of stuff for the shoot. There [...]
Category: Acting & Modeling, Thelma & Louise
My new DREAM CAR: The new Porsche 918 Hybrid Spyder. Fast and Fuel Efficient!
By Jane on March 21, 2011
So the new Porsche Spyder is not only GREEN, you’re gonna need plenty of GREEN to get your hands on one. ENGINE: Center Mounted V8, with two additional electric motors FUEL EFFICIENCY: 78 mpg !!! (Holy Guacamole!!!) POWER: 500hp, with the motors generating an additional 200hp. 0mpg – 60pmg: 3.1 seconds (It’s a rocket!) TOP [...]
Category: Cars
By Jane on October 10, 2009
I’m not sure how many different pics I can get at Starbucks but I took this yesterday as the rain was rolling in. It just started sprinkling so I had to move tables to take cover. Yes, like a die-hard golfer, I will endure rain. My favorite are thunderstorms with the sun still peeping thru. [...]
Category: Starbucks
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Louise gets called in to do a modeling shoot.
By Jane on June 21, 2010
Louise gets called in for a modeling job and the studio where we are shooting at is about two hours away and it’s through some really pretty countrysides. Yeah, we is out in da cun-tree! Yes, that was English. With a slight accent. THE STUDIO The studio is very impressive with tons of equipment, lenses, [...]
Category: Acting & Modeling
Dick threatens to buy me orthopedic shoes.
By Jane on May 4, 2010
Recently, I’m hobbing around like a GIMP because I pick my foot so much that I can’t walk on it because it’s has open cuts from me pulling off my skin to ease the itching of the new skin that has grown back oh, probably hundreds of times. EXTREMELY PAINFUL! Instead, you’ll see me limping [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Still haven’t made it to the Orchid Show. Mommy, we’re hungry!
By Jane on March 8, 2011
So we barely make it past the Kiosk Vendor when the girls are like, “Mommy, we’re hungry!” (Eyeball Rolling and Big Sigh!) It also doesn’t help that the damn Chick-fil-A Cow is right there greeting everyone and giving hugs to the kids. So, I decide if I’m to get any peace while looking at the [...]
Category: Random Stuff
A grandpa that changes diapers?!?! Freddie Mac, hands-on Grandpa!
By Jane on January 4, 2012
My dad ADORES his grandchildren and he LOVES babies. It’s because babies like to do the same thing as my dad…sleep, chill in bed, eat. My mom thinks it’s really funny because she complains that when Lucy and I were babies, he wasn’t as nearly hands-on as he is now. Of course, I think that [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane: Possessed by the monthly demon.
By Jane on November 12, 2009
I get so annoyed when Dick asks me to do stuff he can easily do himself. Like using me as a third party to relay messages. What am I your personal assistant??? This is the time of the month where I get all huffy puffy, fussy wussy, and bitchy-bitchy. Things like this normally wouldn’t bother [...]
I’ve died and gone to BATHROOM HEAVEN. A look at different bathroom styles.
By Jane on February 3, 2010
In LA, whenever we go to Urth Cafe, we always pass this beautiful bathroom place. Thelma really wants to go inside so we do. Everything in this store is MAGNIFICENT!
Category: Random Stuff
Potential blood clot causes THIRD BALL.
By Jane on August 17, 2010
Dick’s “member” has now ceased swelling and is looking more normal. Except, there is now a THIRD ball. Jes, a turd ball! (That was for my dear sis. She can appreciate the humor in it.) After doing a lot of research online, Dick thinks it could be a blood clot. My entire family now knows [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Blast to the Past: Speaking of Cousin MIA, we had quite a summer.
By Jane on February 16, 2011
Since I was thinking of MIA because she had sent my kids that great Mind Blowing Science Kit, I was going through my old posts of her and realized, we did quite a bit this summer! 1. We hung out with the fam and I took you to the Country Bar. 2. You left to travel [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Chinese Mom backpedals after controversial Wall Street Journal article.
By Jane on January 19, 2011
It seems Amy Chua, that militant Chinese lady who wrote the article for the Wall Street Journal “Why Chinese Mothers are Superior”, got quite the backlash at her uber-extreme strict rules for raising children and why she thinks Chinese (and moreso Asian) kids are “more successful” than Western kids. Click HERE for my comments on her [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Photo Narrative: Louise and I walk to the library.
By Jane on November 14, 2010
Here are some pics from a walk that Louise and I took to go to our library while Dick took Thelma to the Training Academy. Taken before Halloween, these totally slipped my mind. Enjoy! These shoelaces are always coming undone.
Category: Random Stuff





