Fun with Jane & Dick

Just as soon as I wrote the post on IMPROPER watermelon slicing did I open the fridge to find this: We have more than just stuff to drink in our fridge, trust me. Apparently Dick and J Lo have NOT referred to my blog on the PROPER way to slice a watermelon. Maybe I should [...]

You remember how Louise ran the 5K with Girls on the Run last year? Well, this year, even though she didn’t participate in the program, she wanted to run the 5K again with her daddy. What do you know but I’m pregnant for this year’s event too! Dang, I feel like I’ve been pregnant forever. We barely [...]

No, I’m not talking about our car, I’m talking about our son. We decided to go for a walk, while strolling our new Benz around. I had forgotten how much one must pack when you have a baby, even if it’s just for a simple walk around the neighborhood. That there black bag on the [...]

Does this give you any kind of inclination as to the state of my brains? I almost walked out the door like this. Only after a bit did I realize that something didn’t feel just quite right. Luckily I did make the necessary adjustments prior to venturing out in public.   -Jane, Preggar Brained.

With my sister-in-law in town, what else do we do but have COFFEE. And although I go to Starbucks for my me-time and don’t like to bring the kids, Benz is still a baby and mostly sleeps. Plus, Dick would be in a panic if Benz started to cry. He would call me or text [...]

  I sent my blog link to all my family and my lovely Mom, Fanny Mae, didn’t seem amused by it. Why? She asked me, with some hesitation, “Is it ok for you to use words like ‘fucking’… in public… like in a blog?’”. I just had to laugh, respectfully of course. My mom is [...]

I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything. I’m a blogging LOSER these days and APOLOGIES! I can’t seem to find the time or energy to blog these days. (That being said, I’m so appreciative that our loyal Jane and Dick fans still visit our site daily and even read our old stories!) With [...]